An unathletic kid who always manages to make the sports team because he either pays a lot of money or he has "connections".
Forest: Yo who else made our team for basketball?
Tim: Well, Clark made the team unfortunately, only because he's a beninato.
Tim: Well, Clark made the team unfortunately, only because he's a beninato.
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The act of causing general, seemingly purposeless havoc, usually involving food items (most predominantly Lloyd Beef brand beef).
"Dude, I've never Lloyd beefed so hard in my life. After the eggs, heights, and flaur, the beef cake crowned us Lloyd Beefing Kings!"
by Lloyd himself October 13, 2011
Get the Lloyd Beefing mug.A rural shit-hole in the South of England, populated almost entirely by pretentious geese, seeking to make a living from eating shit and baby ducklings. Whilst many do comment on many Beedingers' sexual inactivity, it is apparent to anyone who visits there that the female Beedinger is highly promiscuous, and has every erotic fantasy, ranging from autoasphyxiation to bestiality, and back again.
The Beedinger is usually in tight with the resident of Steyning in every posible aspect of life, but always fall short of Steyning standards.
The Beedinger is usually in tight with the resident of Steyning in every posible aspect of life, but always fall short of Steyning standards.
Dude 1: Argh, did you see that Upper Beeding girl?
Dude 2: Grr, what a slut!
Dude 1: How many geese do you reckon she keeps in her bedroom?
Dude 2: 10 and a half.
Dude 1: What's the half for?
Dude 2: She uses it when she get sexually bored.
Dude 1: FUN.
Dude 2: Grr, what a slut!
Dude 1: How many geese do you reckon she keeps in her bedroom?
Dude 2: 10 and a half.
Dude 1: What's the half for?
Dude 2: She uses it when she get sexually bored.
Dude 1: FUN.
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Plural form: Beningi or Biningi
It's just you know, beningus. May be used for anything and everything. Often used as a euphemism for sexually explicit terms.
Plural form: Beningi or Biningi
It's just you know, beningus. May be used for anything and everything. Often used as a euphemism for sexually explicit terms.
My beningus is tingly.
That tickles my beningus.
Do you smell that? Smells like a beningus!
Thank you from the very bottom of my beningus.
May the beningus be with you.
That tickles my beningus.
Do you smell that? Smells like a beningus!
Thank you from the very bottom of my beningus.
May the beningus be with you.
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Get the beeping the horn mug.Man 1: "Hey man, what did that guy steal?"
Man 2: "Not sure. He won't tell us."
Man 1: "Have you squeezed his beenis?"
Man 2: "No I haven't. Brb."
Man 1: "Wow. Squoze his beenis hard and he squealed all the info."
Man 2: "Nice!"
Man 1: "High five!"
Man 2: "Ya no. Wash your hands first. You just grabbed another mans beenis."
Man 2: "Not sure. He won't tell us."
Man 1: "Have you squeezed his beenis?"
Man 2: "No I haven't. Brb."
Man 1: "Wow. Squoze his beenis hard and he squealed all the info."
Man 2: "Nice!"
Man 1: "High five!"
Man 2: "Ya no. Wash your hands first. You just grabbed another mans beenis."
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