“Social Bedtime” when you tell everyone that you’re going to sleep for the evening therefore you’ve finished interacting by text, phone, and social media for that particular day. If, by chance, they happen to see you “online” after you’ve announced your social bedtime it would be improper etiquette for them to then comment or contact via those various social media outlets.
by clb628 March 6, 2024
Get the social bedtimemug. by Bedtime gift October 5, 2017
Get the bedtime giftmug. We had no idea how long we were talking and then now here we find that it's Batman's Bedtime, so we called it a night.
by arf79 July 20, 2023
Get the Batman's Bedtimemug. 
Kid: Where’s Mom?
Dad: In bed. She started yelling at the dogs and throwing everything around, the bedtime bipolars hit hard tonight.
Dad: In bed. She started yelling at the dogs and throwing everything around, the bedtime bipolars hit hard tonight.
by anonymous September 30, 2023
Get the Bedtime Bipolarsmug. A thing that you think of before you go to sleep that keeps you up to two in the morning, while you despise the thing that made you think it.
What happens when Pinocchio says his nose will now grow?
-Brought to you by Rayne Jenkins
What happens when Pinocchio says his nose will now grow?
-Brought to you by Rayne Jenkins
by Aberaham Lincoln November 18, 2017
Get the bedtime paradoxmug. Bedtime is used in many different countries for children like Canada .Used by many parents like Sean uses it on Owen
by Ilikeunderagekids January 10, 2022
Get the Bedtimemug.