Bedside Baptist

The church you go to when you decide to sleep in.

"Hey Mary did you go to church today?"
No, I took a little trip to Bedside Baptist"

by MsDghtry14 May 9, 2010

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Bedout

This happens when you get out of bed in the morning, and you decide to look at your self in the mirror. It only takes a few seconds for the blackness to come over you. You blackout for a second, and it just takes a quick look away to get your eye sight back. Your might feel light headed.

ring...ring...ring..
Emily: Mmmmm...yawn...hello
Stacy: Good morning WAKE UP!!!!

Emily: I'm awake don't worry
Stacy: Get dressed!!! I am going to be at you house in 5, make sure you have red on. Did you get the text I sent you earlier.................................Emily you there??
Emily: Sorry I just had a bedout
Stacy: Ohh I'll ask you again. Did you get the text i sent you about wearing red instead of purple.

by 임신했습니까 June 22, 2011

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Bedok Green Secondary

A decent secondary school in the eastern part of Singapore that is quickly gaining popularity. The culture is vibrant, students are diligent and teachers are dedicated. A wise choice for students who want to receive a good secondary education.

Bedok Green Secondary is the school to go in the east!

by Djcwjc August 21, 2021

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bedspring chorus

The sounds made by the springs in the bed as you are screwing your girlfriend. Usually heard by people in the room directly below you, as well as people in adjoining rooms.

Hell, if the bed is old enough and you and her are fat enough, the bedspring chorus will be heard half way to the next county.

by PeeBee February 27, 2004

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