Bedouped

One to be Bedouped. Being instant messaged while not being at the computer.

Sarah bedouped me during school...that bitch

by HeadcrabSappinMySentry?!?! July 5, 2009

Beduhduh

A skin tag, or beauty mark that hangs off the skin resembling a punching bag. Derived from the sound the punching bag makes when it's struck. Pronounced: buh-duh-duh.

"His beduhduh grossed me out so much, that I made him get it surgically removed."

by missMelissaJean October 7, 2009

beducator

a teacher (male or female) that has sex with their students.

Following in the footsteps of MaryKay Le Tourneau, another beducator has been busted for having sex with a student.

by Kiki Dee September 7, 2005

bedbugs

Tiny little insects that one never sees, but knows are there; they have been, are, and will forever more be denied nightly meals.

(said before bed)
"Don't let the bedbugs bite!"

by Benbo Baggins August 8, 2005

Bedbugs

The modern-day version of the Black Plague.

The only difference between bedbugs and the black plague is that the plague kills you with fevers and sores, while bedbugs make you itch to death.

by Foamy Chewbacca Jr. April 14, 2011

Bedbugs

They live in your padded furniture and feed off your blood and are almost impossible to exterminate.

"I would rather gargle buckshot than have bedbugs."
"Bedbugs are to furniture what crackheads are to ghettos."
"Bedbugs are the reason we had to move and get rid of our couches."
"Bedbugs are a biological weapon."
"Goodnight, sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite."

by MadamexXx March 14, 2009

bedputing

To use a computer in bed.

George was bedputing because he was too lazy to get up and use the desktop.

by keehn December 22, 2008