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benauren

the term used for two lovers unaware of their intimatacy, yet obvious to the public.
Jeff and Stacy practially stalk each other, they are so benauren.
by shirley and samiah December 15, 2007
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Beaurocratics Anonymous Mentality

A "Beaurocratics Anonymous Mentality" plagues usually dedicated, but susceptible former government employees, sometimes ruining marriages, and yes, even lives!
These folks who, after dismissal of any sort by a government or government contract industry, struggle daily, either alone or with others, to resurrect their former mental status to normal.
As the stalifying beaurocracy that it is, government brainwashes its employees to spend the most time and the most money on any project assigned to them with overwhelming preliminary hogwash such as diagrams, blue prints, and specifications in order to complete the most simple, or preliminary tasks. They can also incur much overhead in "down time" due to repetition after poor success in one area or another.
Any simple government regulated chore can be deterred by pages of grandiloquent specifications and regulations, or of just plain old BS.
When dedicated employees return to the real world, they have great difficulties adjusting in order to complete ordinary tasks easily, inexpensively and finally, successfully.
They frequently convene in small groups of two or more at Malls, churches and other social settings to converse and exchange methods of removing this mindset in hopes of pursuing an ordinary life, uninhibited by these beaurocratic brainwashing constraints.
A"Beaurocratics Anonymous Mentality"verbal exchange with an old co-worker made me late for lunch.

There I stood, in the hot sun, drawing a diagram for a blueprint to dig ONE post hole. This is MY OWN MONEY I'm blowing here!
Jeeze, I'm going bonkers, AND bankrupt if I can't relieve myself of this "Beaurocratics Anonymous Mentality".


Oh, and thanks, I feel MUCH better now!
by Catholic devil April 25, 2009
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Beauter

Used to describe a nice day outside.
It's a fucking beauter out there!
by jungleFeverj September 6, 2010
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Crystal bearer

man taylor is the biggest crystal bearer out there!
by Tiny crystal bearer January 2, 2011
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beurette

a girl, typically from north africa, who wears too much makeup, acts extra, wears football teams tracksuits, and goes to the hookah to gossip with her beurette-friends
don’t fall for her bro she’s a beurette
by hypedmartini November 11, 2017
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beLaurenent

when one gets hostile and aggressive, like Lauren
I got all drunk and beLaurenent last night.
by miller February 11, 2005
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penis bearer

Term used by women as a generic reference in place of "a man" or "a guy." Used primarily in the context of tasks requiring particular masculine qualities, such as strength, or when alluding to generalized masculine stereotypes of behavior or attitude.
"How are we going to get all these boxes moved?" "Oh, I'm sure we can find a penis bearer to do it for us."

"You know once we get this all set up, some penis bearer is just going to tell us we did it all wrong."
by elea26 August 14, 2008
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