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Beastmode

A de-evolutionary state of being where an alpha man reverts to his animalistic dominant nature.

Only alphas are capable of switching on beastmode and turning into beasts.

Beastmode provides the following super powers - unhuman like levels of stamina, power, hunger and seduction
Beastmode however reduces ones cognitive ability such as logic and reasoning

Certain things can accelerate and encourage beastmode in alphas such as – hanging out with fellow alphas, loud music, darkness, full moons, alcohol consumption, fit poon

The following can discourage beastmode – yoga, musicals, plays, fat women, ugly women, hairy women, men who think they are women, consumption of vegetable and fruits.
Where is my wallet? What day is it? Where am I? How did I end up in another country? Who are these fine naked women next to me? Why is there a dwarf with an ice bucket on his head hanging from the ceiling like a pinata? So many questions. I must have gotten into beastmode yesterday...
by Dingus Dongus November 20, 2017
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Beastmode

To be ridiculously good at what it is you do.
Have you seen Justin Stanley lift, fucking BEASTMODE!
by Beasto April 5, 2008
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beastow

saviour. hero.
superior to simpletons.
higher rank in the ladder, but treats
all equal. rare and fragile.
hey how ya doing beastow ?
by Gary February 24, 2004
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BEASTMODE

Taking a massive shit in a Public bathroom sink, then screaming BEASTMODE as loud as possible
I went completely BEASTMODE in that McDonald's yesterday
by thebeastMC March 12, 2014
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beastolian

When a young boy in the mountains grows up to have leathery skin.

Often found in South-Western Virginia.
Look at that ugly beastolian!
by Mr. Biggs April 29, 2004
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Beastmobile

In the same family as a Mercury Grand Marquis or Ford Crownvictoria. A fat powerfull car that is capable of doing burnouts and drifts but you'd never do it in public because it's actually quite embarassing to drive.
I took my grandparent's beastmobile out for a spin today.
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I tanked up my mom's beastmobile yesterday.. it's like a botomless pit!
by Mr. Original July 28, 2011
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beastonster

a person of such amazingness that calling them a beast or a monster is not enough
"damn you are such a beastonster
by mike January 18, 2005
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