Beaner

A racist nickname for a Mexican. When said between Mexicans, it is seen as an inside joke and nothing to worry about. When a person from another race says it to a Mexican, it is considered offensive and that person is bound to be jumped by a bunch of cholos or slapped by a nun. :)
Mexican to other Mexican: "Hey beaner! Wassap homes?" Gringo: "Fuckin beaners." Mexican: "WTF did you say you pinche gringo?" *Punches white guy in the face*
by MexicanoAnonimo December 24, 2010
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1. Term of endearment used between two Hispanics

2. Term used by non-Hispanics to stereotype hispanics who they consider to be illegal aliens.

3. What happens when a person appearing to be white is discovered to be Mexican...ie "beanered out"
1. "Hey Beaner get your ass over here and help me jump my car"

2. "Those Beaners in front of Home Depot scare me Mildred,are you sure they can lay our tile?"

3. "Guess what honey, I found out Lynda Carter and Ted Williams were both Mexican. They've been "beanered out"."
by G Money March 04, 2006
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beaners

1.Mexicans who pick your fruit and without them you will not get your vitamins and shit.
2.Mexicans who will one day take back what you gringos stole from us.
*White boy comes home from school
Dad: What happend to your eye son?
White boy: Those beaners jumped me and took my i pod.
Dad: C'mon son lets go sue them for the money they dont have.

HAHA
by Apathy420 February 13, 2008
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Beaner

From what I can tell they are black or at least they think they are. they are all related to each other and their family get together are more like rave party's. their family trees look more like a GIANT circle. they have maximum spice tolerance but are bad at everything else. if you want to spot one in the wild go to these places,(Detroit Michigan, any local hood, Mexico, or the back of the bus). if they mate with whites their kids come out being called "white washed" and have none of the traits your usual beaner has. if your looking for drugs DONT buy from them you will usually wake upon the next morning and go into cardiac arrest, upon following with a stroke and then a 3 year coma. they are also very good at hopping fences and swimming in rivers, but CANNOT swim anywhere else.
by average black man September 01, 2023
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Beanerism

An ignorant racist way of thinking. Must be of Hispanic origins.
Sergio: I feel like I'm in Korea town.

Hubert: Dude we are in little Saigon.

Sergio: My inner beanerism is showing.
by Sergiocorrea June 20, 2016
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Beaner

Slang used commonly to describe illegal immigrants from Mexico who are currently in the United States . (stress - ILLEGAL) These illegal immigrants have no command of the English language and no inclination to change that fact.
This in no way describes bonafide LEGAL immigrants from Mexico or anywhere else, who are a staple of America.
See that group of beaners over there? Not a green card among'em.
by beanernews May 01, 2006
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1.The people who do my lawn.

2.Whom you should never buy drugs from

3.Better than a nigger but worse than that fat whore you slept with because of the terrible weed you bought from the beaner.
This piece of shit BEANER stole my bike!!!!!
by B1GGYsmallz8420 November 30, 2009
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