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The Bum Bead Monkey 

1.) An insult to someone you think puts things up their arse on a regular basis.
2.) A fictional character who just loves bum beads. All different shapes, sizes and lengths. He's tried them all. In fact he's probably still got an action man head wedged up there somewhere.
Geraldine turns to Gladis....wide eyed she says "the bum bead monkey". Gladis turns bright red as she's always puttung stuff up there
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anal bead 

a term of endearment, when used in a non-derogatory way
C'mon Tommy, my lil anal bead, dinner's ready!
anal bead by D-Nasty! May 9, 2009

breakin a bead

it's a combonation of two sentences that pertain to persperation.first breakin comes from (breaking a sweat) and bead comes from (bead of sweat) thus creating breakin a bead...
man your workin way to hard, ur starting to break a bead.
or it's so hot out rite now i'm (breakin a bead)...
breakin a bead it's so hot!!!!breakin a bead

fuck bead 

He twanged on her fuck bead all night long
fuck bead by gurgeh February 16, 2009

Anal bead 

1.Tingz that you cram the fuck up your bumholey and yank ahht when your rubbing your sen off or, indeed jacking off.
2. An insult for someone that is acting unfavourably.
1.put dem beads in Margaret's crapper!
2.did you see lil' timmy today? He was being a right ANAL BEAD!
Anal bead by Ye olde fuck stick December 12, 2013

Ass bead 

The sad looser at partys, (there's always 1!) that steals drinks from other people when there not looking (usually because they are poor sad fucks and have spent all their money on porn mags cos they'll never get a chick and the best they can do is jerk off all day. This results in them not being able to afford to buy any drinks for them selves)
Fuck off and stop stealing my drinks you fucking ass bead!

That guy's a fuckin ass bead!

Fucking ass bead stole all my beer!

Crusty, your a fucking ass bead, buy your own fucking drinks and fuck off out of mine!
Ass bead by inkyw February 4, 2004