Not wanting to waste a perfectly private hospital room, Joe (a baby baster) blasted his girlfriend's baby one last time before her delivery.
by SMG Quakertown January 14, 2010
Get the Baby Baster mug.A game/activity usually played with friends at a bar type environment in which one person comes up with a random object and a place, and the other people involved have to create an inappropriate sexual act, described and titled by the object & place given.
Friend A: (place) Mississippi (object) Motorboat
Friend B: "O.K. a Mississippi Motorboat is when you're getting a blow job from someone with no teeth and as they're sucking on your dick you plug their nose to cause them to try and breath through there mouth, thus making their cheeks slap against your shaft, resembling the sound of a motorboat engine."
Alabama Turkey Baster was the first term coined, hence the name of the game.
Friend B: "O.K. a Mississippi Motorboat is when you're getting a blow job from someone with no teeth and as they're sucking on your dick you plug their nose to cause them to try and breath through there mouth, thus making their cheeks slap against your shaft, resembling the sound of a motorboat engine."
Alabama Turkey Baster was the first term coined, hence the name of the game.
by Dave of DooM September 18, 2011
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Get the Babysteps mug.To Basteraud is to use a lie to cover yourself when you have been caught out in a lie . In honour of the French rugby player who claimed to have been assaulted in Wellington,NZ going back to his hotel . When police noted that he had in fact entered the hotel uninjured, he 'fessed up that he had slipped in his hotel room .
Turned out his team mates had beaten him in the hotel for being out of control . Hence the expression "to Basteraud" , or to use a lie when caught out lying.
Turned out his team mates had beaten him in the hotel for being out of control . Hence the expression "to Basteraud" , or to use a lie when caught out lying.
by RedRiver July 4, 2009
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by GAZLX September 6, 2017
Get the basterdization mug."Bæstet" is the danish word for "The beast". "Bæstet" particulary enjoys eating dürums, and will do so with a firm double-handed grip, and bites into them with strength beyond this world.
If you should run into "Bæstet" During this procedure, you should be very cautious, and never ever ask to smell hos dürum or eventual beverages , as he will be very aggressive.
If you should run into "Bæstet" During this procedure, you should be very cautious, and never ever ask to smell hos dürum or eventual beverages , as he will be very aggressive.
Guy 1: Look it's Bæstet!
Guy 2: Be careful he is Having a dürum!
Guy 1: Oh shit lets get out og here !
Guy 2: Be careful he is Having a dürum!
Guy 1: Oh shit lets get out og here !
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