Batch

West Ireland variation of the word "bitch". Became prominent through Irish TV Show 'Hardy Bucks' and, as of yet can be used in circumstances where swear words would not be tolerated. Alternatives include nicknames, to get a girl's attention, swear word and used almost exclusively as a prelude to call your girlfriend and get her to make a sandwich.

Appropriate with use of a countryside Irish accent. If spoken any way otherwise, fines may be issued.

"Here, batch.....make me a sandwich"

"Batch, where have you been?!"

"You're some batch for not going to mass"

"Luis Suarez is the biggest batch known to man"

by Beeforoni September 12, 2014

Nagger Batch

The dirtiest sounding clean thing you can call a group of annoying people.

I went to the Trump rally downtown last Thursday. Good God, what a whiny nagger batch!

by Moe Fug Lee July 28, 2016

Batch Bowl

Filling a bowl piece for a bong with half weed and half tabbacco from a cigarette. When a cigarette is opened for a batch bowl, it becomes the batch stick

Can I Rip batch ?
Of course, we use this bong for batch bowls all the time.

by sixmensixmans January 2, 2019

GAM BATCH

When you brew a double-filtered, grown-ass-man pot of coffee at the office by using a mountain of cheap, employer-provided coffee. The double filter ensures deep extraction of the coffee’s shitty flavor, and the quantity will someday kill someone.

Wow, Eddie brewed the best GAM batch ever. That shit made me tingle all over.

by Dodgers2017 August 12, 2019

Run a Batch

The obligatory release of semen typically from the male body into some sort of containment device such as a napkin or a tissue to be later discarded. Although this is usually a night-time practice to finally get some sleep, running a batch can happen most anytime there is downtime throughout the day. This includes: not getting sex after begging for it anywhere between 5-35 minutes, having no direction in your life and running a batch just because the internet happens to be available, or going home empty handed after a night out clubbing.

Zeke (after a long night out): "Bro you wanna go hit Denny's for a Grand Slam breakfast since we struck out tonight?"

Me: "Naw man, I think I'm gunna go home, run a batch and call it a night."

by one-5 February 24, 2010

Hot Batch

when purchasing illegal drugs under the assumption it is legitimatly what you had intended to buy but turns out to be much more potent causing unintended effects such as overdose, sickness, or even death. Counterfeit product usually contains Fentanyl.

Dude did you hear that two people were arrested Mac Miller's death? They supposedly sold him a hot batch that was laced with fentanyl.

by Charlie Badass September 29, 2019

Batch Rag

An article of clothing that is ejaculated in frequently, and washed rarely. It is easily hid or camouflaged amongst one's dirty clothes, and kept within an arm's length of the designated spank station.

"This dirty tube sock will make a fine Batch Rag for the next few weeks. I just hope my mom doesn't notice it's crunchiness when she throws it in the wash."

by Bonero69 August 26, 2013