bastard

Antonym - marital spawn.

Most Marital spawn are conceived during accidental fucks somewhere between late night T.V. and the alarm; bastards are born of real lust.

by big kahuna November 11, 2003

bastard

a) offensive term for a son raised by a single mother with no help or support from the father

b) a male that does not pay child support to the single mother of his offspring

Under definition b) I'd order each and every bastard to pay child , regardless of visitation rights or if they haven't been ordered by the court to pay child support

by Sexydimma September 18, 2016

bastard

a child born out of wedlock this term is often used as an insult

Stacies son was born when she was not married that means hes a bastard

by drsfg February 24, 2007

bastard

whatever the dude from South Park says when Kenny dies (You killed Kenny, You Bastard!!!)

Da Train and Da Goldfish

by Chineko July 20, 2003

Bastard

Where's my daddy?

1. That stupid bastard!
2. Oh my god, they killed kenny, you bastard!
3. My ho's baby daddy is a bastard.

by Beast November 18, 2003

Bastard

an aggresive word that people use towards one another when angry or up set

in my eyes, most men are bastards!

"he cheated on me, the bastard"

by bob is your uncle October 20, 2008

Bastard

A person who gets anything he wants without even trying.

" thats guy got a free car, what a bastard !"

by Mr.Noah March 4, 2010