double-barreled-ass-blaster

one absolutly humongus fart

we was walkin' down the hall and Clyde here ripped a double-barreled-ass-blaster and I swear you could see the paint melt off the wall.
Also:
a fart so strong, it will make a skunk's eyes water.

by GreenEyedMadman September 9, 2005

Barrel Racing

Equestrian sport that involves turning three barrels in a cloverleaf pattern in the fastest time possible. Alternatively, throwing money out the truck window and having a friend hit you in the shins with a metal pipe will give you the same thrill.

" Why do you compete in barrel racing?"
" Because I love having a bank account balance of $2.42."

by barrelchick6 March 24, 2017

Barrel over the Falls

A term used to define a sexual practice wherein a female stands, legs-apart, above a male partner laying beneath her and proceeds to urinate and then defecate on top of him in said manner: "piddle in the middle, plop on top".

"No, seriously. Kendra was so annoyed that Shaatie tried to 'Cleavland Steam' her the other night, that she busted out a 'Barrel over the Falls' on his ass!"

by FallsGirl April 12, 2009

Getting Barreled

Going into a Cracker Barrel and consuming as much fried chicken as possible before going into the bathroom and opening the gasket in the back to explosive diarrhea.

Getting Barreled is a fun weekend activity to do with friends.

by bigg dicc February 3, 2021

Jasmine bartek

Jasmine bartek the 19 year old tiktok influencer with nearly 100 thousand supporters, her full name is jasmine Anne bartek. She lives in Canada and talks alot about how mental health is important, she not only does that but has her own fandom called the " bayjays " which they support jasmine with everything she does

Jasmine bartek

by Ryder soulhime May 24, 2021

Salt My Dish, Bartender

Slang term coined by Ian Carter, meaning "Hey cunt, bring your fat snatch over here and wipe it on the floor, wipe up the puddle of seminal fluids, cunt"

"Salt my dish, bartender"
"What?"
"Look on Urban Dictionary"

by shutupdumbass7 November 4, 2020

Goblin Barrel

A goblin barrel is a troop in the popular mobile game Clash Royale, used to exemplify your gayness to your opponent. The card is most commonly used by those on the “high semen diet”, who often deepthroat multiple cocks while playing the game. Deploying this card is considered an initiation ceremony to the LGBTQ+ community

Bob: Fuck, he used a goblin barrel

Dylan: what a faglord, just give up.

by BuckLord July 25, 2021