Floor Buttering

V. 1. A prank; 2. buttering the kitchen floor and then calling the house phone causing whoever goes to recieve the call to slip on his ass and make a fool of himself.

Dude 1: Hey, what kind of prank should we pull on your dad today?

Dude 2: I dunno, he's being a douche. I know! Let's butter the floor! (Floor Buttering).

by Chris H., Pip R. January 13, 2009

Barrington High School

Public High School in Barrington, Illinois. The somewhat well known wealthy suburb of Chicago. Located on the west side of town, this school huge and has a student population of about 3,000. People from the smaller Barrington parts (North Barrington, South Barrington, Barrington Hills, etc) and part of Deer Park, Hoffman estates and Carpentersville students also go here. We are known for being good at sports and are kinda a butt of jokes for other schools for being rich AND snobby, but look at New Trier. Not everyone here is a douchebag and people are nice. We also tend to hang out at the Deer Park Town Center since all there really is besides nice restaurants in downtown Barrington is a McDonald's in Barrington also. People come from Station Middle School and Prairie Middle School.

Barrington High School were Baseball State Champs.

by IrishArizonan October 9, 2019

Basteing

Running around with a turkey baster filled with your brothers semen while trying to impregnate your girlfriend. Oh, two lesbians usually do this. That last part was kinda important.

"If you ever see someone running around basteing things, and its not thanksgiving, just run."

by lil pga pro 1 March 27, 2009

purple headed battering ram

A particularly colourful way of describing the penis

"May I besiege thy love palace with my purple headed battering ram"

by gogggg January 28, 2006

buttering my shorts

An expression used to refer to feeling so overwhelmed by the gayness of a situation.

This movie is so cheesy, I am buttering my shorts.

by zorro1237 June 3, 2009

Honey Badgering

Doing what you want regardless of who or what stands in your way. It is ridiculousness often seen in the form of reckless drinking, random ass slapping, chasing prostitots, filthy mcnasties and scallywags, copious amounts of alcohol and money, and a blatant disregard for others. Basically, honey badgering means giving zero shits.

Vegas has no idea what it is store for July 7th, that cat Jamal from Phoenix is about to unleash a barrage of honey badgering the likes of which have never before been seen

by HB phx July 2, 2012

buttering the doorknob

Adding unnecessary friction to a task

If we are adding this extra step we are clearly buttering the doorknob for our users

by kevinschwarz January 26, 2018