Julian Bartlett

A grossly overpaid, predatory white male that hunts only petite Asian sales assistants as their prey.

Usually dressed in obscenely expensive garments to lure their prey as they enter designer shops.

Mating call = "Ya Duknoe"

"Hey look at that OAP dressed in all cashmere with that mail order malone.... Another Julian Bartlett"

by Ngiss July 25, 2019

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Joe Bartalozi

This is the greatest, sexiest, and most handsome man of all time. He has a tiktok, YouTube, twitch, instagram, and something else probably so yeah. On his tiktok he reacts to “Prank videos” and rages at them. On his twitch he streams video games. Also on his YouTube he does reactions and gaming . so yeah. I love him 😘

John: BwaahhhahHhaaaaa
Jimmothy: Why are you laughing so hard?

John: I am watching Joe Bartalozi harass this Manski in Valorant.
Jimmothy: Wow that seems very cool! I Will go follow him!

by HarambesDad January 22, 2022

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barbalgia

Hair pain

I have severe barbalgia after drinking to much last night.

by PorcelainRanger January 2, 2021

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Bartley

A level of status. Typically used in reference to being physically, mentally, performance-wise, or even theoretically incapable. All versions have to do with describing the level of being an idiot and fuck up.

1. Physical. (Ow! I just had a Bartley moment, I fucked up my thumb by smashing it with a hammer.)

2. Mentally. (That man is having a Bartley kind of day. He just keeps messing up the simplest of things and can’t get anything right.)

3. Performance-wise. (Hey do you see how slow that guy is working? I could work circles around him!)

by Bartleyisanidiot December 5, 2022

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