The Dale Earnhardt

Performing doggy style intercourse ( aka. hitting it from behind). And upon completion throwing your victim into the wall. And thus causing a Dale Earnhardt moment.

My girlfriend has to wear a neck brace because I gave her The Dale Earnhardt.

by Hymen grinder November 9, 2016

Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt

A Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt is a creature known to apear In the mountains in northern Sweeden. Despite her petite body, she is an amazing guarding dog. She can bite and run backwards very fast. She is also very good at making dinner, but be aware that you may find pinecones in your porridge. This is a sign that you've been accepted to their tribe because Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt's confuses pine cones for being their offspring. So if you receive a pine cone from your pet Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt they have accepted you to be their baby's father (despite your gender you are assigned the father role). Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt's are always sweet and will bring you a lot of joy. You should know, before you tame one, that she can't control her bladder so she must wear a super soft ultra absobent daiper at all times.

Oh no i forgot to put a diaper on my Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt

My Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt gave me a pine cone!

Oh damn there she goes, my Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt is chasing the mailman again.

by Jonkejens January 19, 2022

Barnyard Pyros

a gay band

more like backyard analmongers

by beanie loves niggers May 27, 2003

barnyard burger

n. A bacon burger topped with chicken nuggets, especially at Wendy's

1: Dude I'm starving.
2: Yeah let's go to Wendy's, I could go for a barnyard burger right about now.

by TheBarnyardBurger August 3, 2009

Barnyard Buzzard

a southern word that means chicken

Hey Charlie what are you cooking over there?

I'm grillin me up a barnyard buzzard, grab a beer and come over.

by TheBigK February 3, 2010

barnshart

when you’re on the Barnstormer at disney world and you shart your pants

One minute i was laughing on the ride, and then out of nowhere, i barnsharted!

by kaoamshjsksks November 22, 2017

barshart

A table; graph or other graphical representation of statistics deliberately intended to mislead,
coerce or generally manipulate the truth.

Having just watched a presentation in which the project profitability is a gazillion percent; I suspect the barshart may be slightly misleading.

by G Richard M November 8, 2019