Jed Bartles

Lore tells us that Jed Bartles was a mysterious antebellum character, a blundering and addled-minded feral boy who appeared in a small village outside of Dallas, confused and girlishly attractive and only capable of simple, everyday reading skills.

Unpossible. A Jed Bartles creation. For many years, critics wondered if perhaps Jed Bartles was an idiot savant actually accessing parts of his brain that the average person could never dream of, creating new and advanced language. His creation of the word 'unpossible' struck some as an gaffe in remembering the real term, impossible. Others conjectured that unpossible didn't mean impossible at all, but was a new word to describe a much more sophisticated notion, that a certain possibility could be negated entirely and turned into its polar opposite, or made 'unpossible'...

After careful study, Jed Bartles was found to have just been mistaken. Twice.

by Call me Edward Cullen February 20, 2009

gnarls barkley

The duo of the soulful, southern legend Cee-Lo, and the lucrative and jazzy production credited to Danger Mouse. This group is huuuuuuuuuuggggggge in the UK, and they make great music.

the other day i was listening to Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy", and it's been the only thing i listen to in my ipod for 1 month straight.

by baracudablack April 22, 2006

Bargoer

One who goes to bars. Often used as an insult when one is at a loss for a better and more apt one.

Man says, "You're an idiot!"

Other man replies, "Well you're a... BARGOER!"

Man then proceeds to gasp and run home to cry deeply and eat cookie dough with a spoon.

by KatHay711 July 7, 2010

Bartletted

When someone who "thinks" they know something about computers/servers and attempts to "repair" one, usually leaving it in worse shape than it was in the first place. This can happen because the "guru" emits an EMP pulse that disables all electronics within a 25ft. radius.

John: Man, my laptop is running slow today.

Dave: Hey, I'll take a look at it!

Dave: *picks up the laptop, motherboard fries, screen goes dark*

John: Dude WTF?! You just Bartletted my laptop!!

by xerolyfe April 3, 2011

baggler

the fries that escape from their containers only to find themselves stuck in the bottom of the bag. This is why it is in your best intrest to be the keeper of the bag.

Aye! Get away from my bag! I want the damn bagglers!

by Jamie January 2, 2005

barley pop

another name for my good friend "beer"

I'm quite parched and could use another barley pop.

by Steve January 3, 2004

Bangle butt

The unsightly double-layered rear end first seen on BMW's E65/66 (2002-08) 7 Series (penned by controversial design chief Chris Bangle) and soon spread throughout BMW's range and the automotive industry. Reviled by BMW purists, the Bangle butt was summarily dropped following Bangle's departure and the release of the new model range starting with the F01/02 (2009- ) 7 Series.

Closely associated with the verb bangle, the Bangle butt invites the opposite reaction of DAT ASS.

Bill's new ///M6 is pretty sweet, but the Bangle butt ruins the look...it may be fast but it looks like a whale

by beckenbauer June 14, 2011