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bandsaw

A nonsense dialect indigineous to the North Dallas area. Spoken by only by a handful of people, it closely resembles the unintelligible rants of Bob Subgenious or speaking in tongues (take your pick). The difference of Bandsaw is that the purpose of the language is to confuse someone enough that they are unable to understand you even though you are using plain English. While mostly English, some bandsaw includes German as well. This is due to Martin W's German bloodlines and chicken feet.

Often speaking Bandsaw will begin with English words that do make sense together but, often end with a complete nonsense. Even though the phrase will be nonsense, the goal is to make it sound like it might make sense. The point of a bandsaw statement where it becomes nonsense is often where you begin to mumble the words to cause confusion. This technique was first created by Mark P. and further enhanced by Martin W., Chris A., Chad S., Tony V., and some others who died in the battle of remedial math. A long fought war involving the number Twelve.
Bad Example (only works around inebriated participants):
Tree Flip Canned Air Wiffle Ball Bat Sam from Cheers.

Better Example:
Is that snot on your belsmencshlah or did you remove rock salt?

* Works great in drive thrus, conversations with teachers, telephone calls, clubs, and castles.
by chris a July 2, 2004
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bardagulan

Bardagulan.

A fight.
Tangina mo nakikipag bardagulan ka nanaman sa mga dds sa twitter. Dazurvv

Trans: you are fighting with dds again on twitter.
by Icedchocomilk April 29, 2021
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battle of the bands

Unless the winner of each heat is judged on points, it is really a competition of how many friends each band brings on the night. It doesn't matter if your band is any good or not, it all depends on how many votes you get at the end of the night. Which, of course, depends on how many friends you bring to the gig.
Band #1: We have 100 friends and they are all coming to the battle of the bands gig.
Band #2: Well we have 102 friends, so we will win!
by sbridgwater April 15, 2006
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Bard College

A small liberal arts college in Annandale-on-Hudson, New York, 90 miles north of New York City, aka the middle of nowhere. Bard is known as one of the most liberal schools in America, and it's easy to see why, as most of the kids who go there are artists stoners, hippies, hipsters, atheists, or vegans.
It's a good school, and mostly everyone is very nice, but it's very obscure, and you probably haven't heard of it.
Artsy dude: I got accepted to Bard College!
Someone else: Where is that?
Artsy dude: It's too obscure, I can't tell you!
by afeyfey August 26, 2012
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shit bands

The plural for a band that makes bad music
Nickelback. Sounds like a bunch of guys with IVFs in their arms and flowers in their hair, pulling one last tune out of their asses before they get executed by baboons on some weird island. This is one of many shit bands.
by Annaisjesus December 8, 2007
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normal bands

Comes in one shape, one size, and is fun for everyone!

It's like a silly band, only normal, and not shaped as animals..And is one color. And is a mild-circle!
Dude, how've you been? NORMAL BANDS!
Good. NORMAL BANDS!
by DecipleofSheeran October 21, 2010
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Shag Bands

Jelly bracelets that come in many different varieties of colours, if you snap a persons 'shag band' they mean a variety of different things:
Yellow - hug.
Pink - hickey.
Orange/purple - kiss.
Red - lap dance.
Green/blue - oral.
Clear - whatever the other person wants.
Black - sex.
White - flash.
5 shag bands for a quid
by Zib_Zab March 22, 2009
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