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Gollum Bangs

(n); Long straggly hairs sprouting from the hairline which can most likely be found hanging straight down the forehead of a large and unattractive young woman. They are too thin to be classified as actual bangs, but not thin enough to go unnoticed. In layman's terms, the fat girl's "point of no return" in caring about her appearance. Most likely to be accompanied by a ponytail, t-shirt, and Birkenstocks.
"I heard she had let her self go since high school, but I never expected her to have Gollum Bangs! How sad!"
Gollum Bangs by biggieslimzz39 August 3, 2009
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Panda Bangs 

Panda bangs are bangs that curl over the forehead and down into the upper eye socket. Usually hard as steel, if thick enough, diamonds.
Wow, Abbey has mad Panda bangs, she must be invincible!
Panda Bangs by Calixtus March 25, 2011
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Panda Bangs 

Bangs that curl over the forehead, while not actually making contact with the forehead. Stronger then diamonds, can deflect bullets and other strong forces.
Wow, Abbey has crazy Panda Bangs, she must be invincible
Panda Bangs by Callixtus March 27, 2011

Bama Bangs 

A popular hairstyle among young men in the Southeastern United States, so called because it most likely originated in Alabama. Most prevalent among students at schools in the Southeastern Conference (SEC). Brought to attention by CBS Sportsline columnist Clay Travis and the MTV reality show "Two-A-Days: Hoover High."
Did y'all watch "Two-A-Days" last night? Man, Ross was rockin' the Bama Bangs!

I went tailgating at Auburn and felt like I was in a sea of Bama Bangs.
Bama Bangs by bamabunny May 29, 2007

Bama Bangs 

A popular hair style among males in the southeast United States. It is characterized by long, thick bangs that completely cover the forehead. It is thought by many to have originated in the state of Alabama.
John Boy done got his Bama Bangs stuck in the threshing machine.
Bama Bangs by ActuaryDawg October 18, 2006

full frontal bangs 

The kind of bangs that go straight across. Most commonly found on small asian children, punk rock bass-playin' chicks, and indie movie stars. Usually a result of a do-it-yourself haircut, or a really expensive haircut made to look like you did it yourself.
Check out that chick's full frontal bangs, she must have used a ruler to cut those.
full frontal bangs by sevflorenz November 5, 2010
emo bangs seem to be what lables a person emo. They are side bangs cut shorter than the rest of the hair and cover most of one's face. They are normally parted to one side and cover an eye. Both emo boys and girls have emo bangs.
girl: look at that hot emo guy with his emo bangs!
guy: woa! look at that girl! shes totally emo 'cause her bangs cover one eye!
emo bangs by angy love September 6, 2008