bachelor shower

An application of deodorant, in lieu of an actual shower.

I was a bit stinky this morning, but a quick bachelor shower sorted that out. 'Til lunchtime, anyway.

by Frazer Nash September 3, 2009

Banchie

A person who is uncontrollably drunk and can not control them self and is acting crazy.

Did you see Lauren last night? She was banchie.

by hditty October 3, 2013

Bachewychomp

Part of the incoherent language of retarded genetically engineered clones.

Clone Stan: Chomp chomp BACHEWYCHOMP!

by Darin Number 2 April 26, 2007

Banshee Rape

When you get humped in the face by a vagina, with or without undergarments.

Dude #1: Dude what happened to your face!? You're all bloody!!

Dude #2: Dude my girlfriend was pissed so she banshee raped the shit out of me. It was the worst possible thing that I could have ever imagined. I wouldn't ever wish it upon anyone ever!

by COB IKEMAN May 31, 2010

carte blanche

unconditional authority.

I gave my boyfriend carte blanche. He can fuck me anyway he wants.

by GSPOT1 March 8, 2007

Bachelor Breakfast

The process of cooking and consuming breakfast (depending on the time of day) at the stove directly out of the frying pan in an effort to conserve dishes.

Kelso dominated his scrambled eggs and bacon with only the use of a fork and a frying pan (spachela not included)... the Bachelor Breakfast of a true champion!

by M. Rinaldi May 23, 2008

banshee squirrel

annoying people that are constantly getting on your case about nothing. they are pricks and dumbasses, and they tend to make random snoring noises out of no where. Shoot these people in the face!!!!!!!!

That bitch over there is a banshee squirrel, she wont ever shut the hell up.. and she constantly is like SNORING or some shit.

by Kory Wilford January 14, 2008