Ballooning

A sexual act in which the man stretches his foreskin and ties it into a knot, then urinates into the foreskin creating a “balloon” filled with urine.

Ballooning was something the man enjoyed solo or with a partner

by 7pubes October 12, 2022

Blooncinerate

1. (Informal) incinerate.

2. (of an incinerator or furnace) burn furiously.

3. (Slang) be or become energetic.

"We have to blooncinerate those scraps of unused paper because it is just waste."

"Our furnace was blooncinerating when we put so much paper which was just worthless anyways."

"I was blooncinerated when my friend won the Olympic Games."

by Otheruser325 March 9, 2023

Blooncineration

1. the quality of blooncinerating.

2. (in Bloons TD 6 or Bloons TD Battles 2) a 5th Tier upgrade for the Mortar Monkey which shoots out superhot blazes on the ground, destroying Bloons with real ease and striping DDT fortification in addition.

"The blooncineration occurred when we did burn all of our useless junk in an incinerator."

"I got the Blooncineration for my Mortar Monkey in BTD Battles 2 and it did exceptionally well against even ZOMGs."

by Otheruser325 March 9, 2023

Blooncinerator

(Informal) an incinerator or a furnace.

"Usually without good blooncinerators, all the junk cannot get incinerated if there's no good upgrade to them."

by Otheruser325 March 9, 2023

Blooncinerating

(Slang or Humorous) lively, vivacious or sprightly.

"A blooncinerating and beautiful woman."

by Otheruser325 March 9, 2023

Ballooning

An act performed whilst masturbating, when an uncircumcised male pinches his foreskin just before ejaculation, trapping the semen in his hood. Then later disposing it in the toilet.

Non Ballooner: Bro why are you always ballooning?
Balloon King: Easy cleanup lad

by Ballon King September 5, 2023

ballooning

A very intense, surprising sexual act to be engaged in by one partner equipped with a penis (surprisee) and another partner equipped with at least one non-oral cavity (surpriser). Useful for lazy Sundays, (and/or on sleeping partners who do not see the act coming pause... phrasing that have given prior consent to such acts), this act forgoes foreplay for forceful fornication, foreshadowing formidable forays forevermore. To engage in ballooning, the surpriser discretely acquires a penis (attached to the surprisee) at maximum flaccidity and proceeds to pack the penis, in whatever manner necessary, into the orifice, then allowing the surprisee (and their penis) to awaken from within surpriser's non-oral cavity. The packing process may include, but is not limited to, folding, scrunching, rolling, shoving, tucking, vacuuming, and/or fingering.

For maximum efficiency while initiating ballooning, the following criteria is ideal: a loose non-oral cavity, a small member (preferably growers, not showers), a quantity of slippy juice that walks the line between ease of entry and undesired arousal of the surprisee's penis prior to the act of engorgement. Note: the surpriser may be aroused before, during, and after the events of ballooning- arousal is recommended to further enhance the ballooning experience.

If the penis ever engorges beyond 15% erect before entry into the non-oral cavity, ballooning is no longer the correct term for said act. See surprise sex.

Tootsie the Clown™ came over and made balloon animals for the kids. He fell asleep in his clown car after the party, so I surprised him with a ballooning in my Arby's pastrami sandwich.

by Arby's Pastrami Sandwich January 26, 2024