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baloney whig 

being bald or going bald, loosing your hair
Big al has a nice baloney whig going on he should just shave it all off.
baloney whig by saberbooze January 28, 2009

baloney colonic

An allusion to anal sex, "baloney" referring to the penetrator's penis and "colonic" referring to the anal penetration itself. Commonly used by men who equate their genitalia with charcuterie and/or processed meat products.
Frat boy 1: "Yo, what was up with that chick you banged last night? She was all vegan and shit!"

Frat boy 2: "Her ass ain't vegan after the baloney colonic I gave her ..."

baloney sandwich 

Another word for Nukem Nukem's are dirty whores who meet up with each other and talk about how thankful they are for ugly people taking the jobs they don't want to do
OMG: Did you just use a Baloney sandwich in public??

Yes: i did.
OMG: Baloney sandwiches have aids go get yourself checked.
fuck.
baloney sandwich by cuptothehandz November 18, 2016

Baloney-boney 

When a man curls up part of the shirt and sticks it in his pants so that it looks like he has a massive dick, usually done when trying to impress a girl. It is not a wise choice to produce a baloney-boney mainly for the awkward conversation when it is revealed that you have a 4-inch dick instead of an 8-inch.
Girl 1: Girl look at that boy's dick it is massive!
Girl 2: Uh-uh girl you see all that shirt tucked in his pants?
Girl 1: M-hmm?
Girl 2: Means he got a baloney-boney!
Baloney-boney by HitlerOfGrammar November 8, 2017

Baloney Sandwich 

A derogatory term for calling someone; specifically a male; a homosexual that likes to "suck baloney" which means that they like giving young underage men blowjobs for free.
Yo that faggot over there is such a Baloney sandwich! He keeps on flirting with all the dudes!
Baloney Sandwich by JoKker.F7 July 5, 2019

Baloney Boner 

When your love for baloney Is to strong you become erect
I love baloney so much I have a massive baloney boner
Baloney Boner by Meat chub December 29, 2019