baloney detection

Ability to sense or suspect a lie.

Somehow, my baloney detection tells me they fabricated the nonsense.

by Emu Sam August 4, 2008

Baloney Salami

Term used to describe something so laughably ridiculous, it can only be seen as complete and utter nonsense.

There’s a theological term for that: baloney salami! (Dr. Dennis Episcopo)

by Dcstrutter November 17, 2017

baloney patch

The bald spot on the back of your head surrounded by hair. The patch somewhat resembles a circle and the bald spot has been darkened over time from the sun giving it that baloney coloring.

Husband: Babe I think I'm going bald I can feel my scalp...check it please.

Wife: OMG love you are going bald and it looks like you have baloney patch on your head!!!

by Monkeyluv22 January 5, 2018

Baloney Boner

When your love for baloney Is to strong you become erect

I love baloney so much I have a massive baloney boner

by Meat chub December 30, 2020

stink baloney

after having anal sex penis is left with turd stinky residue

(usually happens to blacks)

"yo nigga you gotsa bad case of stink baloney."

by mike and dave!! February 23, 2005

Baloney Blossom

A woman's vagina.

My baby maker is hungry for a baloney blossom.

A baloney blossom is the snack the smiles back.

by lyrad17 July 18, 2009

Phoney Baloney

Vegetable based food made to look like meat.

I don't feel like cooking. Let's just have a couple Phoney Baloney sandwiches.

by jwbrooks3 July 27, 2008