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Ballsheimers

A condition afflicted by golfers who seem unable to see where anyone else’s ball has landed except their own. Typically, the afflicted individual is the cart driver.
Once again, Steve’s ballsheimers has kicked in. He has driven directly to his own ball after teeing off; bypassing his partner’s .
by Bunnie M August 26, 2018
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Balleweiner

The masculine counterpart to a ballerina. A male that practices ballet is referred to as a balleweiner. It is much easier to differentiate a male ballet dancer and a female ballet dancer if you use Ballewiener instead of the traditional male gender specific ballrino.
That balleweiner jumps higher and runs faster than all the ballerinas, which is to be expected, because he's male and none is the ballerinos came to class today. |
by Balleweiner June 3, 2018
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ballsheimers

When a guy forgets everything he's ever learned in the past because of a girl.
bro why are you back with her again like she never hurt you before? you got a case of ballsheimers son.
by c0dii_ September 9, 2020
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ballspenis

Balls and penis put together to entertain and inform
my Ballspenis is a Bitch, it’s long and hot
Hooker: what the fuck
by Plague1300 November 28, 2020
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Ballspenis

Ballspenis is a word describing a very small penis that it’s so close to the balls due to drugs. This term can be used to describe a penis that has been under the influence of steroids. basically no woman would ever fuck that.
Man with a Ballspenis: Hey girl come ride on my dick!
Woman: Never! It’s so close to the balls its inpossible for you to ever get hard!
by Plague1300 November 28, 2020
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Ballsing

When somebody else slaps your balls together and they bounce about in your scrotum
I am about to ballsing you on discord dot com
by anonymous April 25, 2021
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Ballsinyojaws

Can I ballsinyojaws you're mother,
by Daddy Harrington July 14, 2022
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