Baker Mayfield

The brown streak in your underwear when you haven't wiped properly.

I hate doing my husbands laundry. He always leaves Baker Mayfields in his undies!

by LBKeveryday! December 20, 2015

baker 13

When all the crazy people from Baker College run around naked covered in just shaving cream. Performed on the 13th and 31st (or 26th if no 31st) of every month.

Uh oh, you better close the door. Baker 13 is tonight.

by EOL RRF September 25, 2004

baker's legendary

on a scale of 1 to legendary (1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-EPIC-legendary), baker's legendary is above all

i dont need an example for baker's legendary it's self explanatory...dumbasses...

by dwyqxz January 22, 2009

Baker's Join

A baker's join is that little slither of bread you find when pulling apart two connecting bread buns. It can be found in many types of bread.

Oi, look at the baker's join on me sausage bap, it's still attached.

by TheGeordiePedro June 14, 2016

baker joke

A term used to label a joke that is incredibly corny or not-so-funny and/or lame. Originated from students who's teacher would continually say jokes while teaching.

Student: Mr. Baker, it's cold in here!
Mr. Baker: Well there's a warm-up question on the board.
Student: Total baker joke...

by Parki August 7, 2011

baker-acted

To be involuntarily commited to a mental health treatment facility. The term comes from Florida's Baker Act, which allows authorities such as police to do this.

The stripper was baker-acted for overdosing at the club.

by Will VWK February 8, 2007

Baker act

The Baker Act is a law in Florida that allows mentally ill people to be committed to a mental health facility for 72 hours, against the will of the mentally ill person. It is commonly used as a verb. As far as I know, it is often used on people who are dangerous to themselves, for example, if they are hurting themselves intentionally, or on people who become violent and try to hurt others.

Here's what Wikipedia says:

Involuntary commitment under the Baker Act requires that a judge, police officer, or doctor find that a person is mentally ill enough to require an involuntary medical exam. Those persons deemed by court to be a danger to themselves and others around them may be involuntarily committed.

Within 72 hours of examination, the person may be released or may consent to further inpatient treatment. If not, the facility that conducted the exam must file an involuntary commitment petition that must be heard by a court within five days.

I knew a girl who got Baker Acted after she wouldn't stop cutting herself.

by Gecko22 July 14, 2007