Backwoods Colonoscopy

When a stranger walks into your part of the woods and you proceed to cover your penis with mud,twigs,and dip. Then reach for their colon via anal while yee yeeing to the top of your lungs

Time for your backwoods colonoscopy

by Eskegit May 27, 2021

Backwoods showdown

When two people covered in mud have upside-down

Robert and Mary did a backwoods showdown last weekend

by TwinTurbo78 December 28, 2025

backwoods bush

When you shove a bush light beer up your ass and then water fountain the beer for your sister to drink

Last night my brother gave me a backwoods bush.
I hope my mother doesn't find out.

by Backwoods bush April 28, 2023