A.B.D

Average Beats per Day (referring to beating ones dick)

Yo bro my nigga jeff has an A.B.D of 12 he's a fucking crazy savage.

by the mystery nigga February 7, 2017

w.w.b.b.d.

A common abbreviation for the all-important question, "What would Brian Boitano do?"

No, not the dead guy who can't eat M&M's; screw him, w.w.b.b.d!?

by citizen of the year 3010 July 16, 2003

R.B.D.

Abbreviation for "Roast Beef Dangler." Used most commonly to ridicule someone regarding their overall level of uselessness. Derivations and alternatives include the noun "Dangler" or the adjective / verb "dangling." Can be modified to include any number of new forms, such as dangle-box, etc.

"What are you up to, R.B.D.?"
"Hey dangler, you wanna go to the bar tonight?"
"When are you going to get your dangling ass over here so we can leave?"

by Mitchellson September 7, 2008

Big Dick Effect [ B.D.E. ]

When your big dick enters a woman ( or another man ) and it COMPLETELY puts them in a state of confusion such as : Love , Extreme Fondness , Buying things for them , Sneaking out the house in the middle of the night to go see them and other foolish things .... Just and ONLY because the guy hit the bottom of that pussy

Person 1 : Jennifer told me she loved me last night .

Person 2 : You think she really does ?

Person 1 : HELL NAH ... Its the Big Dick Effect B.D.E.

by Dr Smooth Twenty Four June 27, 2011

S.B.D.

Silent But Deadly.- Fart, air biscuit, phewumatic turd driver. A warnig of smells to come.

I alway yell 'incoming' when I let go a SBD.

by Starman February 13, 2005

2 mch txtn mx U a b@d spllr

Stated when the action of texting via the use of a cell phone has compromised your ability to spell words.

Man: Dood, gesss wut?
Bro: What?
Man: 2 mch txtn mx U a b@d spllr.
Bro: I see...
Man: Eye C U 2.

by gawn June 2, 2009

C.B.D

Chicks before dicks. Having your friends backs before your mans. Instead of M.O.N it is C.B.D

"You love me right baby?" -guy "It's C.B.D sorry babe" -girl

by AmandaReyes719 December 31, 2009