totes awkies

an appreviated version of the phrase "totally awkward", and is also known as "totes AWKS".
totes awkies is most commonly used be hipsters and indies.

Girl 1: how was the party?
Girl 2: uh it was totes awkies cause jess caught me and her boyfriend making out.

by lawlawkies June 14, 2011

awkimomo

Noun, used to describe a moment that is particularly awkward. It is the compound form of "Awkward Moment." Similar to awkies. Awkimomo can be used as an interjection and in some cases as an adjective, and is commonly said just as the awkwardness of a moment is first realized.

Your encounter with greg was a major awkimomo.
I know. That was a "momo" with an awkiness I shall not forget.

--Telephone Conversation--
(SILENCE)
Awkimomo!
What? The silence only lasted 45 seconds!

So I asked Jennifer if she's ever had a dream about playing basketball with naked hermaphrodites.
Whoa dude, that is an awkimomo conversation. Wait.. that's very specific. Awkimomo!

by C. Nibbleston October 20, 2008

akiese

A boy who cheats but is very handsome. Akiese often times messes things up but is a good person to clean it up the best Akiese has long curly hair nd hazel eyes

That boy Akiese just played those girls hit he sure is fine

by Clamantha inares May 17, 2018

awkemwars

when two people who are having a conversation are both awkward people

You: “So we were both really awkward”
Me: “Omg that’s sooooo awkemwars”

by Search meehan it’s weird lol February 3, 2019

awkwertisati

a presence of awkwardness in a room

i caught my ex the other day kissing my sister and the awkwertisati was strong

by egg&sperm April 9, 2020

Ankie

Short form of Anklebiter. First came into circulation pre inernet, in the days of BBS and DDial.

That moe is a real ankie.

by Paul Schwartz December 28, 2005

Weekend Alkie

Someone who gets plastered drunk Friday and Saturday nights only. Recovering on Sunday.

Guy: Hey, how was your weekend?

Girl: Dude, I was a weekend alkie. Good times.

by indnprncss January 26, 2010