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At fault for word(s):

It’s an assist to the scapegoat when officially yet unofficially calling a spade a spade. It’s kind of like saying “mybad” but this is a definite upgrade and carries a very official sounding apology. This single multi-excusable word can be used in any fashion so utilize in your arsenal of doubt or direct conversation.
situation:
Texter 1:yo you bringin the whore over.

Texter 2: WTF?

Texter 1: Damn you AUTO-CORRECT, I meant to say "it would honor us if you bring your lady over to enjoy or join in on our festivities."
by StyleDogg October 28, 2011
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Auto-correct

The most frustrating setting on your phone, usually changes words to something embarrassing.
Me: heyy
Friend: hey how's ur day?
Me: awful I gotta bad case of the manboobs
Friend: OMG LOL
Me: what
Friend: check ur first text
Me: omg I mention Monday's! lol I hate auto-correct
by TheCandyDirectioner December 2, 2015
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Autocorrekt

(Adj.) Usually described as an instance when the "autocorrect" feature on a device completely destroys or distorts the meaning of what was to be originally said. Usually ends with the user and person receiving the message realizing that there was a great error leading to frustration, and embarassment.
Girlfriend: "I'm shredding cheese with my shoe."
Guy: "Your're doing that hoe?"
Girlfriend: "What did you just call me?!"
Guy: "*how-I meant to say 'how'."
Girlfriend: "Whatever.."
Guy: Damn, I just got autocorrekt!
by Otakunake September 20, 2017
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Auto-correct

The thing on your phone that changes things like danget to donut.
My Auto-cucumber keeps maple my texts all walnut.

I just turned Auto-correct off.
by GuitarmasterX5000 November 3, 2012
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Auto-correct

The most frustrating setting on your phone, usually changes words to something embarrassing.
Me: heyy
Friend: hey how's ur day?
Me: awful I gotta bad case of the manboobs
Friend: OMG LOL
Me: what
Friend: check ur first text
Me: omg I mention Monday's! lol I hate auto-correct
by TheCandyDirectioner December 2, 2015
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autocowreck

When your iPhone 'autocorrect' function 'corrects' something that wasn't wrong into something totally different.
A: Dad, i thouhgt grandma would be coming over for Thanksgiving
B: Son, grandma's in the grave..
A: What??

B: Autocowreck.. she's in the garage.
by StefanosFountakis November 28, 2011
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autocorettes

When the Auto-correct on your phone adds or changes words in your texts, like a person afflicted with Tourette Syndrome would speak. Usually makes your texts unintelligible, and may even end friendships.
John: Wanna go to the mice IRA tonight? Or maybe don't at that new placebo downturn?

Jane: What are you talking about?

John: I meant do you wanna go to the Movies tonight, or maybe dinner at that new place downtown... damn autocorettes...

Jane: I'd lobster, what tinware can you pucker me up?

John: Looks like you have autocorettes too!
by Trevski October 5, 2013
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