Once you name it, you get attached to it

You grow an emotional attachment to a person, animal, or objects if you give it a name.

Mike Wazowski: You're not supposed to name it. Because once you name it, you get attached to it!

by Angelina S. August 9, 2019

Upside-Down Crane Dropper With Wrecking Ball Attachment

A sex position, invented by a future Principal and his former student, where the girl lays on a bed with her head dangling off. The guy, with penis erect, drops the crane directly into the girl's mouth. The girl then proceeds to give a sweet blow job. (This is the upside down crane dropper). The Wrecking Ball Attachment is when the guy reaches onto the girl's vagina and stimulates her. Women tend to like this move much better than the Upside-Down Crane Dropper. It's awesome.

I put my girlfriend in the Upside-Down Crane Dropper With Wrecking Ball Attachment and she loved it!

by Junior Whatacock August 16, 2014

stratford 80 lockdown with a bismark attachment

The stratford 80 lockdown with a bismark attachment is a two part maneuver. The stratford 80 lockdown part consists of putting the girl's legs behind her head and tying them together with her panties. Following this, you pull out, punch her in the nose, smear the blood, and then cum on her face, thus completing the bismark attachment.

So i was doing this chick last night and decided to throw her into a stratford 80 lockdown with a bismark attachment. Lets just say, i don't think she'll let me near her again, ever.

by papa_bear January 28, 2008

Attachmentally Challenged

Politically correct version of Attachmentard.

Stupid jerk who continually forgets to include a specified attachment within an email.

Don't be alarmed if Bob had to send you that spread sheet a few times, he's a little attachmentally challenged.

by Velveeta Vunderkoont August 25, 2008

I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness.

Kaworu from Neon Genesis Evangelion

When somebody says “ Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!” You just go “ I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness.”

by drunkgirl1997 December 13, 2021

heart attach

n. The panic you feel when you send an important email to the wrong recipient, forget attachments, or forget encryption when needed.

"Kim almost had a heart attach until she realized the email had been encrypted after all."

by Basic white dude, tall November 23, 2021

Ritz of attachment

Legal term regarding an addiction to or obsession with either swanky hotels or saltine crackers.

I diligently try to behave myself, live frugally, and eat a well-balanced diet, and so hopefully I'll never have any problems with Ritz of attachment.

by QuacksO December 16, 2019