assholism

The act of being abusive to other people.

Assholism is so common these days. We keep hearing about all sorts of crimes as well as bullying in the schools. It's terrible!

by funny fellas January 13, 2014

Assholish Sarcasm

A phrase used to imitate a person who has just spoken. By saying it at someone, you'll feel and look better than the person you are "correcting".

But the phrase can also be good. Such as, you just finished making something that has never been made before. Then, another person uses assholish sarcasm to comment on your creation. The person insulting you is right to insult you because you didn't seem that excited about your creation.

An example of assholish sarcasm as being used by Person B.

Person A: *just finished making a gun out of paper* "Wow, pretty cool"

Person B: "Yeah it's pretty cool, it's nothing you know. I just finished making a gun out of paper, nothing too fancy you know."

by sasquatchewon March 10, 2011

Assoroli

The time where someone is making you food (usually pasta) but is an asshole

Hey you assoroli pass me the salt

by Zacharylovesmaria February 12, 2017

assoroli

When an asshole makes you food he is an assoroli usually the foods pasta

Hey you assoroli

by Zacharylovesmaria February 12, 2017

Assaholism ASSA-Hawl-ism, ASSA-haw-lick

A social disease, can be terminal, chronic, or acute. Tends to get worse with time. Chronic assaholism usually becomes fatal or long term and debilitating when mixed with drugs or alcohol, though not all assaholics are substance abusers.

Assaholics tend to congregate on websites pertaining to guns, race, or the poaching of large wildlife, dating sites (the married ones) and political rants.

Christian assaholism is a type of strain of assaholism that can be more prevalent in the bible belt.

Assaholism epidemics have been known to spread quickly, especially in large groups, hipster bars, frat houses, strip clubs, bad traffic and crowded department stores.

Assaholism ASSA-Hawl-ism, ASSA-haw-lick

"I see you've done nothing to cure your assaholism. Next time try hitting on my mom instead of my best friend. That might work better. Not."

"who's texting you at 2:20am?!"
"oh it's that assaholic I told you about. He thinks I'm going to be his bootycall. Not."

by Sadiesays December 9, 2013

Assoholism

The affliction of being an Asshole, but denying (or being unaware) you have the condition. Most Assoholics are treatment resistant and are doomed to remain an Assoholic for life; spreading their toxic shitty attitude on the undeserving public, family, friends, etc.

What an Assoholic! Did you see how he treated her? That man suffers from Assoholism. Too bad for her, there's no hope for change. He will always be an Assoholic.

by Mz Jibbs November 27, 2013

asstopolosis

Is when you get an anal std by getting fucked by a man with the papaloma virus on his penis.

I got Asstopolosis!-said jimmy
Whats That??-asked jane
Its cause i got fucked in the ass by a man with the papaloma virus on his dick!-explained jimmy

by Jonathan(woah) September 25, 2007