assmaster

An extremely flaming homosexual person.

Matt is an assmaster, he likes the cock too much.

by Weirdboyscott January 6, 2003

Assmitten

A derivative of Asshat. Where one has both hands up their ass instead of their head.

John: Why did you drop the hammer on my foot, you Assmitten.

Barry: I don't have hands up my ass!

by Shambler August 26, 2004

assmaster

An expert at anal sex and often used in connection with a martial arts theme.

Jill's new boyfriend is an eight degree black belt, maximum thickness, assmaster and Jill's ass is his new dojo.

by cartman69 March 30, 2005

assmoist

An "assmoist" is the driver that drives up the lane that is about to be closed by one of those large blinking traffic arrows and cuts in front of the courteous drivers that have been waiting forever.

(driver notices a car in his blind spot) "I've been waiting twenty minutes here... no WAY I'm letting this assmoist in..."

by Art Grauer May 17, 2006

assmeats

1. Meats from the assiest region
2. Rectal meat commonly found in meat pies and hotdogs
3. Flavoursome meat

I hunger for assmeats bitch!!

by Sathan April 24, 2003

assmonk

this is a friendly way to refer to our mate tom

hello assmonk, how are you today?

by dave April 9, 2003

assminer

Someone who mines asses, sometimes with hat.

Check out Sanchez. What an assminer.

by Sloan September 28, 2003