assumptuous

to be booty sumptuous

that girl is assumptuous

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

assumpstitorius

to make assumptions without knowing the entire story.

person #1: and so we went out and then..
person #2: you guys so had sex
person #1: eww, NO! you are so assumpstitorius, jeez.

by sierraxcatherine August 16, 2008

Assumptions

Euclidean reasoning.

Hym "If by 'making assumptions' you mean assuming intuitively appealing axioms and deducing propositions from these, then, yes. And, yes, I have noticed that he has been substantiating these propositions (which is tight). Muh brains is fucking huge dawg. That's where all the pressure comes from. It's just muh big ole grey matter bulging out of my brain cage. Like some too tight jeans trying to contain a fat boner. I going to have to go out and buy a wheelbarrow pretty soon just to carry this motherfucker around."

by Hym Iam May 24, 2022

chronic assumption neurosis

The belief that because one thinks a certain thought often, or in worst-case scenario, more than once, that this thought is then absolutely true.

The think tank moved its office without telling her because her chronic assumption neurosis had become so irritating.

by Teech2 October 1, 2009

TTAAYEC-Test that assumption at your earliest convenience

A calm yet serious way to say-"FAAFO-fuck around and find out"

Joe told the stranger "You aren't strong enough to take on my friends and I".
Stranger replied " TTAAYEC-Test that assumption at your earliest convenience."

by EllisJ September 8, 2021

assumptioner

One who hails (comes) from the Catholic school Our Lady of Assumption

There are a lot of assumpionters at my school.

by Anonymous October 4, 2003

assumption

To be taken into heaven bodily and spirtually. If you are assumed into heaven, you pretty much get to lie, cheat, rape, and do all those other "sins" and still go to heaven.

That one prostitute in the bible was assumed into heaven.

Assumption... yeah.

by sdasdsadsadass May 30, 2006