astroneer

The most fun game you can play without having a boner or thinking about touching that girls vigana and eating it!

Astroneer is the most funniest game ever!

by Poopoo198 January 25, 2020

Ashkon

The greatest person you will ever meet. Sexy hair and beautiful eyes. Also he is Persian and Turkish and has Royal Blood. Also he has a love for taking care of animals. He is the nicest person you will meet. Also Loves water. And is very Social but sometimes stingy and selfish

Wow you look like and Ashkon

by overslept July 30, 2017

assron

When you can't figure out if someone is an asshole, or a moron, you call them an assron.

From Slashdot:


Re:Can a String Theorist? (Score:3, Funny)
by Free the Cowards (1280296) Alter Relationship on Tuesday August 19, @05:01AM (#24654613)

So, I'm having trouble figuring this out, and would appreciate some help. Are you an asshole, or just a moron?


Re:Can a String Theorist? (Score:5, Funny)
by Xiaran (836924) Alter Relationship on Tuesday August 19, @07:57AM (#24655399)

Maybe he's a "morhole" or an "assron"... I wanna be an assron.

by ma11achy_me October 12, 2008

astronaut chicken

A precooked whole chicken from the deli section. So called because it comes in a clear plastic box, reminiscent of a one-man space capsule.

"Let's run into the store and pick up an astronaut chicken, man; I don't want to cook."

by Amythe3lder March 2, 2015

ashton harrold

Ashton Harrold is the nicest, hottest, and sweetest guy any girl would be lucky to have.

Wow I wish I was an Ashton Harrold!

by Anonymous :) May 14, 2015

Ashton Shoffner

Ashton Shoffner is someone who sticks out in a crowd of people. They typically don't have the best first impression, but once you get to know them, you'll come to see that they are very caring even if they try to hide it. They are very sincere with their opinions and don't like to be proved wrong, but will try to hide the fact they are aggravated. Ashton will be one of the most caring, authentic people you'll ever meet. He likes to give the impression he doesn't care about the little or big things, but in reality, he cares about it all. He isn't that good at expressing or talking about his feelings, but he is good at picking out gifts, and sticking to his goals. If he'll let you, being his friend, his person, will be an affectionate, notable, unique relationship. You'll not be able to compare anyone else like him, simply because he is himself, with his own opinions, something rare.

Eliza, "Hey, why does that guy not have a phone? Isn't he almost 16?"
Lilly, " Oh, that's just Ashton Shoffner"

by Myrealopinions October 26, 2020

Ashton Irwins feet

Get some damn socks.

*Ashton irwins feet Instagram story post*
5sos stans; “Ahston, We get it you like feet. But don't you sell socks? PUT THEM ON!!”

by Niallhorans_ankles28 August 25, 2021