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Armored AIDS Bears

America's only true enemy, these bears are unstoppable in every sense of the word. Well, ALMOST any sense. By that I mean the one man alone, or should I say, the two fists together that can defeat this Armored AIDS menace. This man is Woodrow Wilson, America's 28th president. Back at ye olde peace conference in France or whatever, this discovery was made. The conference was stormed by Bears of the Armored AIDS variety, and everyone fled for their lives, except for brave Woodrow. He then developed his legendary double punch technique on the fly, he followed his instincts and aimed for what he knew was the Bear's weak-spot. Right in his Armored AIDS throat! Realizing that these bears would never cease to pursue him, he concocted his unstoppable 14-point plan. This plan consisted of punching these bears in their 14 vital points. All of which are the throat. That would be, let's see, hmmm.... 7 double punches folks!!!
At a lowly insignificant peace conference, a new threat surfaced. And from its Armored AIDS ashes, a hero arose.
Dude did you hear that Woodrow Wilson let that other guy at the peace conference get mauled just because he thought it was funny? But then punched the bear so hard in the throat, that the other guy resurrected from the dead and became the new Jesus?

Yeah, me neither. Furthermore, armored aids bears
by Jacques Charlot June 30, 2008
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armored

To be ready for something, usually in the sense of having prepared for such a situation in advance.
That chick tried to dis Caleb bad, but he was totally armored for that kinda shit.
by Peter D. October 21, 2005
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Armony

A friendly and nice person, she is beautifull she is the funniest person un the room. Her friends can trust her with everything, she is intelligent but she falls in love easilly, she loves to met knew people

She loves to party! ๐”ธ๐•ฃ๐•ž๐• ๐•Ÿ๐•ช ๐•š๐•ค ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•Ÿ๐•š๐•”๐•–๐•ค๐•ฅ ๐•ก๐•–๐•ค๐• ๐•Ÿ ๐•–๐•ง๐•–๐•ฃ โ™ก
๐•Ž๐• ๐•จ- ๐••๐•š๐•• ๐•’๐•Ÿ ๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•˜๐•–๐• ๐•”๐• ๐•ž๐•– ๐•š๐•Ÿ-? โ„•๐•  ๐•š๐•ฅ'๐•ค ๐•ฆ :>
Armony is a really pretty name
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Armonk

A town in Armonk full of Jews and Italians. Everyone is really wealthy. There is a good school district called Byram Hills. Everyone has at least 2 Apple products and an Instagram. If you don't you are a social outcast. The girls make fun of people if they wear nice clothes and people think they are cool for doing retarted stuff like buying condoms. People also use YOLO way too much and people think they are hipsters if they don't have an iPhone.
They have a nice car and an iPhone. They look like they are from Armonk
by Someone from Armonk January 3, 2013
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Armon

When a man ejaculates in his pants.
When he was getting dry humped by Hannah, all he could do was armon.
by bus4 August 7, 2012
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armoney

Amazing caring and sweet! She is the nicest person in the world to ever meet. She does her hair always so nice. She gives you gifts and never expects you to give back!
Armoney is sweet and has nice hair and is never expecting you to give back if she gives you a gift.
by T-swifty April 26, 2014
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Armonk

A town full located in Westchester County, New York. It is generally full of people who own a bunch of useless items, and drive around in expensive over-sized cars they don't know how to drive. The kids are usually in their own cliques, most of them being Jewish or Italian, wearing clothes that are way over prized ( such as Juicy.) I mean, you could by the same sweat pants are Target but they dont have a cute little "J" printed on them. The kids there usually go to some decent college, spend all of mommy and daddy's money, and never succeed in living a normal fun life because they are all rich and snobby. The mom's are stupid, the dad's are bald and make over six figures, and the pets are small and yippy.
"Oh yeah, look at that girl. She has a J on her pants. She is getting in a huge expensive car, that she wrecked but daddy got fixed. She MUST be from that small, clueless town Armonk."
by special kay; April 26, 2009
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