America's only true enemy, these bears are unstoppable in every sense of the word. Well, ALMOST any sense. By that I mean the one man alone, or should I say, the two fists together that can defeat this Armored AIDS menace. This man is Woodrow Wilson, America's 28th president. Back at ye olde peace conference in France or whatever, this discovery was made. The conference was stormed by Bears of the Armored AIDS variety, and everyone fled for their lives, except for brave Woodrow. He then developed his legendary double punch technique on the fly, he followed his instincts and aimed for what he knew was the Bear's weak-spot. Right in his Armored AIDS throat! Realizing that these bears would never cease to pursue him, he concocted his unstoppable 14-point plan. This plan consisted of punching these bears in their 14 vital points. All of which are the throat. That would be, let's see, hmmm.... 7 double punches folks!!!
At a lowly insignificant peace conference, a new threat surfaced. And from its Armored AIDS ashes, a hero arose.
At a lowly insignificant peace conference, a new threat surfaced. And from its Armored AIDS ashes, a hero arose.
Dude did you hear that Woodrow Wilson let that other guy at the peace conference get mauled just because he thought it was funny? But then punched the bear so hard in the throat, that the other guy resurrected from the dead and became the new Jesus?
Yeah, me neither. Furthermore, armored aids bears
Yeah, me neither. Furthermore, armored aids bears
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Get the armored mug.A friendly and nice person, she is beautifull she is the funniest person un the room. Her friends can trust her with everything, she is intelligent but she falls in love easilly, she loves to met knew people
She loves to party! ๐ธ๐ฃ๐๐ ๐๐ช ๐๐ค ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ค๐ฅ ๐ก๐๐ค๐ ๐ ๐๐ง๐๐ฃ โก
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Armony is a really pretty name
Armony is a really pretty name
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Get the Armony mug.A town in Armonk full of Jews and Italians. Everyone is really wealthy. There is a good school district called Byram Hills. Everyone has at least 2 Apple products and an Instagram. If you don't you are a social outcast. The girls make fun of people if they wear nice clothes and people think they are cool for doing retarted stuff like buying condoms. People also use YOLO way too much and people think they are hipsters if they don't have an iPhone.
by Someone from Armonk January 3, 2013
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by T-swifty April 26, 2014
Get the armoney mug.A town full located in Westchester County, New York. It is generally full of people who own a bunch of useless items, and drive around in expensive over-sized cars they don't know how to drive. The kids are usually in their own cliques, most of them being Jewish or Italian, wearing clothes that are way over prized ( such as Juicy.) I mean, you could by the same sweat pants are Target but they dont have a cute little "J" printed on them. The kids there usually go to some decent college, spend all of mommy and daddy's money, and never succeed in living a normal fun life because they are all rich and snobby. The mom's are stupid, the dad's are bald and make over six figures, and the pets are small and yippy.
"Oh yeah, look at that girl. She has a J on her pants. She is getting in a huge expensive car, that she wrecked but daddy got fixed. She MUST be from that small, clueless town Armonk."
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