While a male is sitting on the toilet defecating, he will curl his back over until his penis can be placed in his mouth. At this point he can smell his own odor as he sucks his penis until he ejaculates.
Had a sick lunch break; had myself an armadillo!
by Flawed perception May 11, 2016
Get the Armadillomug. by ronald19 August 21, 2016
Get the swimming armadillomug. by Birdie Mangan July 25, 2025
Get the Kinky Armadillomug. by monkeyluvbanana July 6, 2025
Get the armadillomug. Grilled jalapenos stuffed with cream cheese and cheddar, wrapped in bacon or sausage to resemble an egg. There are no actual eggs involved.
by Don Gington April 12, 2022
Get the armadillo eggsmug. Chico's wife and hoinorable mention of ever-lasting humanity. Made a cameo in 3 different books based on 4 different movies based on 8 video games. Has lots of gold.
by Gena Wilson March 22, 2005
Get the Sunny the Armadillomug. When you finish unprotected anal sex and then the receiver performs oral sex directly after withdrawing from the rectum.
by Turkey monkey mama August 9, 2022
Get the dirty armadillomug.