Argentina is a beautiful country that although is not as developed as the US or any country from Europe, has many things to offer.
The Pope is from Argentina.
Argentine politics suck, but there is hope that it will all change in the next presidential elections in november.
Its meat is indeed the best there is. They are also known for the mate, having variate landscapes and for being really nice people.
Argentinian girls are the most beautiful of them all, like well most Latin American girls. Most Argentinians are trust worthy, and really easy to be friends with. They are, adobe all,chaty.They can stop speaking, no matter the language. Also, Argentinians are not shy and passionate,they enjoy life and make the best out of bad situations.
Above all, they have a big ego.
The Pope is from Argentina.
Argentine politics suck, but there is hope that it will all change in the next presidential elections in november.
Its meat is indeed the best there is. They are also known for the mate, having variate landscapes and for being really nice people.
Argentinian girls are the most beautiful of them all, like well most Latin American girls. Most Argentinians are trust worthy, and really easy to be friends with. They are, adobe all,chaty.They can stop speaking, no matter the language. Also, Argentinians are not shy and passionate,they enjoy life and make the best out of bad situations.
Above all, they have a big ego.
A woman, a man, and Menem are in a room. The man lowers his pants and shows his butt: “This is like the Amazon: impenetrable,” he says.
The woman shows her breasts and says: “These are like the United States: untouchable.”
Finally, ex-president Menem shows his penis and says: “This is like Argentina: it never gets up.”
"An Argentine asks a Spaniard, "Friend, do you know which country is closest to heaven?" "Argentina, I suppose," retorts the angry Spaniard. "No, friend," say the Argentine. "It's Uruguay!" (Argentina's neighbor)"
The woman shows her breasts and says: “These are like the United States: untouchable.”
Finally, ex-president Menem shows his penis and says: “This is like Argentina: it never gets up.”
"An Argentine asks a Spaniard, "Friend, do you know which country is closest to heaven?" "Argentina, I suppose," retorts the angry Spaniard. "No, friend," say the Argentine. "It's Uruguay!" (Argentina's neighbor)"
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1. Getting rinsed in the Falklands.
2. Talented, yet dirty, cunning, cheating footballers.
3. Being inferior to Brazil.
1. Getting rinsed in the Falklands.
2. Talented, yet dirty, cunning, cheating footballers.
3. Being inferior to Brazil.
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Depilatory technique whereby all peri-anal pubic hair is removed. Origin of the word makes reference to Brazilian waxing and is indicative of the geographic proximity of Argentina to Brazil (as Argentina is under Brazil).
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Get the Argentinean mug.(Noun) When one person shits in a toilet, then another person subsequently shits in same toilet and the first shits again... In the same toilet.
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Get the Argentinian Sandwich mug.A country that is known for being cheaters in sports. Mainly in soccer, especially when they lose control of the game, and start making fouls and diving throughout the rest of the game.
Bob: Oh fucking hell Argentina started cheating already! Tevez dived again!
Pepe: That's how we won our two World cups! ^__^
Pepe: That's how we won our two World cups! ^__^
by The World Cup February 9, 2007
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Bro I did the freaking argentinian surprise on my girl yesterday she's so pissed but it was so worth it!
by jerusso December 9, 2008
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2. When you have a long dick but know that one of your neighbor's is longer.
2. When you have a long dick but know that one of your neighbor's is longer.
Man 1: *unzips pants* Look at my big dick. Must be all that Argentinian beef I've been eating.
Man 2: *unzips pants* If you've been eating Argentinian beef, then I must be eating Chilean beef!
Man 2: *unzips pants* If you've been eating Argentinian beef, then I must be eating Chilean beef!
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