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Argentinean

Depilatory technique whereby all peri-anal pubic hair is removed. Origin of the word makes reference to Brazilian waxing and is indicative of the geographic proximity of Argentina to Brazil (as Argentina is under Brazil).
I am not gonna tap that ass until that hairy broad gets an Argentinean!
by The Johnman Cometh March 18, 2009
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Argentinian Sandwich

(Noun) When one person shits in a toilet, then another person subsequently shits in same toilet and the first shits again... In the same toilet.
Dude, did you just Argentinian Sandwich my toilet? It smells like a hobo's taint in there.
by atcordar June 29, 2014
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argentina

A country that is known for being cheaters in sports. Mainly in soccer, especially when they lose control of the game, and start making fouls and diving throughout the rest of the game.
Bob: Oh fucking hell Argentina started cheating already! Tevez dived again!
Pepe: That's how we won our two World cups! ^__^
by The World Cup February 9, 2007
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argentinian surprise

When you're pounding a girl in the ass and she doesn't want you to nut in her face so you take it out and spit on her back making her believe you already ejaculated then when she turns around BAM! Nut All Over That Face!!
Bro I did the freaking argentinian surprise on my girl yesterday she's so pissed but it was so worth it!
by jerusso December 9, 2008
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argentinian beef

1. Literal Some of the finest beef available in all of South America.

2. When you have a long dick but know that one of your neighbor's is longer.
Man 1: *unzips pants* Look at my big dick. Must be all that Argentinian beef I've been eating.
Man 2: *unzips pants* If you've been eating Argentinian beef, then I must be eating Chilean beef!
by Marcanus Aurelius November 26, 2015
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argentina

one of the most hated countries in south america because of their non-sense egocentric way of acting.
not better not worse, just another latin american country as peru or bolivia, even tho they love thinking they are europeans...

mmmm sorry u r not... ;)
A: heyyy i'm from argentina
B: so what?
A: mmm we rule , right?
B: fuck off, leave me alone you egocentric dark bitch.
by sebsss February 9, 2007
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argentina

A country in South America whose inhabitants are almost all pretentious people who think of themselves as Europeans. Think of themsevelves as highly advanced and better than other Latinos, yet not long ago, they were eating out of dumpsters because of being fucked over by the IMF.
Country inferior to Brazil. Despise Brazil and its inhabitants because Brazil is a much, much, bigger country than theirs.
Maradona (the fat, has-been, gay, cokehead) is their only claim to great futbol. Their futbol stars are racist who when playing against Brazilian teams, resort to racist name calling such as macaco (their favorite word when describing a black person from Brazil. Dirty players who are sore losers.
Best (and frankly, only good thing to come out of Argentina: the beef and tango.
A favorite saying from Brazil when describing Argentina's people:

"The worst scam in the world is buying an Argentine for what he thinks he's worth and then selling him for what he is really worth."
by GarotaDeRio February 13, 2008
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