Re-Arded

Aka... retarded

When a Canadian / Jamaican male acts like he a woman that gets menstrual cramps every 28 days. Eg... when he doesn't agree with something and wants to be heard.. he then starts acting like a cry baby bitch!
Look at Chuckie, he's acting so re-arded, like a cry baby bitch!
by QweneT to u bitch August 25, 2021
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Ard

Saying "word" like you've got a schlong down your throat.
Friend 1: "I'm going to the store."

Friend 2: "Ard."

Friend 1: "Why does it sound like you've got a pecker in your mouth?"
by AbruptNutt April 30, 2020
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'ard

someone who is 'ard is even more Solid than someone who is Solid. People who are 'ard might include Kerrdekerr Young Man and Potato.
Kerrdekerr is so 'ard mahhn, not one u want to mess with amiright?!
by KDK <3<3 May 30, 2018
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Alt-ard

A right wing extremist, inverse to left wing extreme SJW wokeflakes yet on the same coin in that both are preachy, condescending, often hypocritical or self conflicting, and make up the most extreme ends of their respective political spectrum areas.

Often the most aggressive and obnoxiously vocal of the political right despite being defensive to all criticism and lacking any humility or sense of possible self wrong, again, the inverse of an SJW.

Just like SJW, normally are truthfully in need of therapy and have massive yet fragile egos yet little to no personal achievements while telling others how they should live their lives.
SJW often try to paint all opposition as altards, even when truthfully proven wrong.

Altards may react with violence or intense verbal harassment when called out.
Similarly to SJW, they thrive on attention and are best left ignored and avoided since they normally cannot be reasoned with by anyone unless they possess deep psychological knowledge and have mass amounts of patience.
"Careful, I think a group were prowling around that area. I heard them mumble some anti-asian stuff about covid"

"Damn alt-ards. First the capitol storming, now this bullshit?"
by T0tty April 28, 2021
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Ard

Ard is a adjective that describe things that are similar to a Aardvark. It can be used as a insult, saying someone is as ugly as a Aardvark. It can be used to describe a situation, meaning that's about as interesting as a Aardvark. It can be used to address a minority, as in, about as many people know about Aardvarks as you.
"thats such a ard thing to say..."
"what, are you a ard or something?"
"ard"
by ard_ard November 24, 2018
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ARD

ARD strives to uncover the mysteries and threats that terrorize the border daily. ARD works tirelessly to research, document, and learn about infections and anomalies spotted in the AEGIS facility, as well as ensuring the health of individuals in the facility at all times. They are responsible for handling infections such as HC-191-B or CZ-131-A, and researching new ones using our state-of-the-art labs. They are responsible for the marvels in technology, such as the PKSF or numerous documents like the Infection Guidelines.
1. "ARD is responsible for the technologies used by those in AEGIS facilities."
2. "To get into ARD, you must be the rank of Senior Operative or higher."
by AEGIS07 July 29, 2021
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ard

NOT ORIGINATED FROM PHILLY. But used as a slang for “alright
p1- i’m about to run the the store
p2- ard
by madpersonfrombaltimore August 03, 2022
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