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Architectware

Usually a little box on a diagram that a solutions architect has drawn. This diagram will bare absolutely no resemblance to any kind of real software ever developed ever. Yet in the architects head - and in the minds of management they talk to it is a real and possible thing, with an arbitrary delivery date.
Developer: Oh no, Ray the architect wants me to build this bit of Architectware - apparently it will only take me a week.

Every other technically aware person on the team: Oh %*&£!
by honestalice April 15, 2013
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Archimedes' Principle of Watermelons

Archimedes' Principle of watermelons states that any watermelon juice which is absorbed by a marshmallow will make the marshmallow heavier and wetter and better tasting.

Modernly made famous by Tom Willett in his tutorial on how to eat a Watermelon.
Bob:"Can you explain Archimedes' Principle of Watermelons to me, Tom Willett?"
Tom:"When you combine a marshmallow and watermelon, and you spoon it around in the juices of watermelon and then you take it out you will notice that the marshmallow has taken on some of the properties of the watermelon; it is more pinkish-redish in appearance, and wetter."
Bob:"Thanks! I finally understand it."
by TheWerepyreKing February 28, 2013
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I'm thinking of picking up Avatar: The Burning Earth this weekend - y'know, for the achievealulz
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architorture

Slang term for the major of "Architecture" at most universities that offer the degree in the united states.
He's an Architorture major, that's why he never gets any sleep.
by octavius March 10, 2004
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Archiekins

“Hey, Archiekins,” Veronica says to Archie.
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archisman

The one who never loses. Excellent in studies. Girls are attracted to archisman
Be an archisman
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Achintya

'Achintya' is a Sanskrit word meaning 'that which is beyond thought, imagination and contemplation' . Generally it is used as a Hindu name.
The idea is beyond imagination(achintya soch)
by Arpit Agrawal February 2, 2010
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