A male lays on his back, naked, bringing the legs toward the chest and rolling into an armadillo like balled up position. This opens up and exposes a wonderful erogenous playground known as the taint or grundle. However, in many cases, the male’s saggy scrotum will remain dangling and covering the taint area. Therefore, the sack must be peeled back and lifted upward and often held. Once in this position, the taint is orally copulated and stimulated by the male’s partner. Oral stimulation is typically performed in a ravenous and vigorous manner similar to that of an old toothless person attempting to chew on a piece of steak.
Options during this time include insertion of a digit into the anus and/or a simultaneous tug job.
Options during this time include insertion of a digit into the anus and/or a simultaneous tug job.
I shaved my taint today. I’m expecting an armadillo chew tonight when the old lady gets home from her girls night out.
My taint is a bit puffy and red today from the armadillo chew I got last night. She was gnawing on that skin like a piece of flank steak.
My taint is a bit puffy and red today from the armadillo chew I got last night. She was gnawing on that skin like a piece of flank steak.
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They're releasing 7 songs from the album (some later on this year and next year):
Dani california
Tell me baby
Storm in a teacup
Snow ((hey oh))
Stadium Arcadium
and the last 2 could either be desecration smile/ make you feel better or charlie
They're releasing 7 songs from the album (some later on this year and next year):
Dani california
Tell me baby
Storm in a teacup
Snow ((hey oh))
Stadium Arcadium
and the last 2 could either be desecration smile/ make you feel better or charlie
My faves off Stadium Arcadium are: Dani California, Snow ((hey oh)), make you feel better, charlie, she's only 18, warlocks.
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Also the name of the Red Hot Chili Peppers' current album.
Also the name of the Red Hot Chili Peppers' current album.
Person 1- Stadium Arcadium is so cool.
Person 2- I know, they're such a cool band!
Person 1- Wtf. They aren't a band you douche.
Person 2- ^^ They're a good band too!
Person 1-*Bashes Person 2 with a brick*
Person 2- I know, they're such a cool band!
Person 1- Wtf. They aren't a band you douche.
Person 2- ^^ They're a good band too!
Person 1-*Bashes Person 2 with a brick*
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