jasmines appointment

she needs to go to her appointment at 3pm. and she said shes getting yelled at.

did you hear about 'Jasmines Appointment'?

by jackiesfavourite!! March 3, 2021

cardio appointment

An instance of coitus

Had a cardio appointment last night. We both busted several times.

by barfmanbard December 20, 2024

cardio appointment

An instance of coitus i.e. hook up

Had a cardio appointment last night with my partner. We both busted several times

by barfmanbard December 20, 2024

five-finger dental appointment

A brutal or sudden physical altercation, often a punch to the face, results in immediate or perceived dental consequences, such as a broken tooth, a bleeding mouth, or the implication that the recipient now needs an emergency visit to the dentist.

Somebody gave him a five-finger dental appointment after messing with a woman.

by Doctor WTF April 22, 2025

Pipe appointment

When a girl a guy dated briefly comes around to his place for casual sex.

Amy is coming around for a pipe appointment. I hope she doesn't catch feelings.

by fully tulted November 25, 2023

porcelain appointment

Urgently needing to use the Bathroom ( Toilet )

"Hey John are you free to go over next months budget? " , "Sorry Kate, I actually have an urgent Porcelain Appointment/ Meeting/Conference Call in 2 minutes.

by Plonker___ July 5, 2023