porcelain appointment

Urgently needing to use the Bathroom ( Toilet )

"Hey John are you free to go over next months budget? " , "Sorry Kate, I actually have an urgent Porcelain Appointment/ Meeting/Conference Call in 2 minutes.

by Plonker___ July 5, 2023

appointing

succeeding to fulfil someone's hopes or expectations

How appointing that football match was!

by watto1818 April 29, 2022

jasmines appointment

she needs to go to her appointment at 3pm. and she said shes getting yelled at.

did you hear about 'Jasmines Appointment'?

by jackiesfavourite!! March 3, 2021

Chilly appointment

A chilly appointment means that you are about to go warm up by having sexual intercourse.

I’m about to a chilly appointment.

by NEX is here December 6, 2019

Social Appointment

A subtle or discreet way of inferring that one is engaging in adult activities.

Hey, Jack! Are you going to Ariels party tonight?

Nah, bro...I have a social appointment tonight

by SteveTheMainMan September 10, 2020

zombie appointment

A seemingly random calendar invite that shows up in your diary; the origins of which appear to be unknown.

This is a zombie appointment and I am cancelling it.

by ForMrAbel May 4, 2018