Aphallatosis

A brain disorder caused by lack of a sex life.

I could help cure your aphallatosis. All you have to do is ask!

by Watermole November 6, 2004

Hiking in the Appalachians

Euphemism used mostly by politicians for spending time with a South American mistress, most commonly Argentinian.

Sorry I didn't call, dear. I was busy Hiking in the Appalachians and couldn't get phone service.

by capt. planet June 24, 2009

appalachian

(verb)
when a much weaker, smaller entity defeats a seemingly insurmountable opponent.

Michigan sure got appalachianed by that division I-AA team on 1 September 2007!

by Bratman September 9, 2007

reverse appalachian farmer

A highly risque maneuver that requires three things. A man, a woman, and drugs. While taking various hallucinogens the man must insert himself into the woman (who is also taking hallucinogens). The man and woman must then roll down a rocky surface while still having sex, and additionally must engage in an intense philosophical debate. Smoking a joint afterwards is a must. No one has yet figured out exactly why it is called the reverse Appalachian farmer. The commonly accepted origin is these were simply the first people to do it.

"Hey hon I still have scrapes from the Reverse Appalachian Farmer last night, but it was totally worth it"

by meyter bansdrty June 15, 2008

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

Going AWOL on your job to have a clandestine affair.

"Where has Joe been for the last three days? He didn't tell us that he'll be taking time off!"

"Uh... He's hiking the Appalachian Trail."

"Oh. In that case, where's the pink slip?"

by L-R- July 17, 2009

Appalachian Grizzly Beaver

A really big, long haired beaver. This ferocious creature is said to have a mean temper and teeth. It is often spotted late at night near cheap hotels or in the backs of cars in the Ohio, Pennsylvania, West Virginia area.

Just when Rob thought the night was going to get a little fun, an Appalachian Grizzly Beaver jumped out from the blankets and went after his todger.

by Pennsyltucky September 4, 2009

hiking the appalachian trail

Fucking your mistress.

"Hey, where did our governor go?"
"He told me he was hiking the appalachian trail..."
"Hope he takes protection."

by girlmain July 14, 2009