sing like a monkey

when a partner's cheeks start to make a clapping sound and the partner starts to moan.

she likes to sing like a monkey at night...

by iukek1n1 July 19, 2010

Hang on two seconds and a monkey

A phrase used to express surprise or bewilderment at the occurrence of an unlikely event.

‘Hang on two seconds and a monkey! My cup of tea tastes like brandy!’

by dontletmeinthere December 28, 2020

pump a monkey

To have sex with a black person. The mark of a true skank.

"How the fuck could you pump a monkey? I guess you'll have sex with anything."

by Anonymous321321 December 19, 2006

shit a monkey

An expression of disbelief, shock, and utter surprise. Often heard after witnessing an incredible feet, or something that is downright amazing. However, it can also be used in the negative, when one encounters bad luck.

When Dad saw the skier land the two flips, he turned to me and said, "Shit a monkey, did you see that?!"
Or:
Dad muttered 'shit a monkey' when he saw that the tire had been punctured.

by Reed7777 July 6, 2006

Suck A Monkey

A good word to replace vulgar obscenities.

I came to work naked. Again. SUCK A MONKEY

by Coleylalala11 September 1, 2010

fucked as a monkey

to be monkeyed.

"I'm as fucked as a monkey", Rory said after the tenth pint of Stella.

by the_rorz August 5, 2009

Shit Fire in a Monkey Hole

Term used when a person becomes frustrated.

Hey John, your car just got toed man! John says," Shit fire in a monkey hole!"

by Kevin January 29, 2004