"You rotten, no good, lying, cheating son of a blankity blank."
"Honey, I didn't mean it, I can't remember anything, It was nothing, I took a sleeping pill. It was only Ambien Sex."
"Honey, I didn't mean it, I can't remember anything, It was nothing, I took a sleeping pill. It was only Ambien Sex."
by pinnacle899 March 26, 2010
Get the Ambien Sex mug.After taking four or more Ambiens and forcing yourself to stay awake, you become convinced that adding a thumb or finger in your ass will improve the masterbation in which you are already involved. This applies both to the male and female. Further, the digit in your ass need not be your own.
Hey Dad. Yes son. Last night I got so fucked up on Ambien I stuck a finger in my ass while masterbating. Is that normal? Son, you Ambien Assturbated. It's all good.
Dude, last night Jen and I got fucked up on Ambien, stayed awake, and while were making out she stuck a finger in my ass...and I didn't stop her. Dude, you were Ambien Assturbated.
Dude, last night Jen and I got fucked up on Ambien, stayed awake, and while were making out she stuck a finger in my ass...and I didn't stop her. Dude, you were Ambien Assturbated.
by tst2000 October 6, 2010
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able to function well with difficult mental or physical tasks while very sleepy.
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Wow, you are ambiendextrous to be able to parallel park that school bus on three hours of sleep without hitting anything!
by whimsical_icicle October 27, 2010
Get the ambiendextrous mug.The act of taking a dose of ambien before getting into your car and driving home for the night. If you arrive home before you fall asleep, you win.
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Taking an ambien and then masturbating ferociously to see if you can get your rocks off before the ambien kicks in and you fall asleep with cock in hand.
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Taking an ambien and then masturbating ferociously to see if you can get your rocks off before the ambien kicks in and you fall asleep with cock in hand.
Frat-Brah 1: Dude, I'm so pissed at my roommate.
Frat-Brah 2: How come brah?
Frat Brah 1: Brah, I came home this morning and my roommate was passed out on our couch with his dick in his hand.
Frat Brah 2: Oh man, sounds like someone was ambien racing.
Frat-Brah 2: How come brah?
Frat Brah 1: Brah, I came home this morning and my roommate was passed out on our couch with his dick in his hand.
Frat Brah 2: Oh man, sounds like someone was ambien racing.
by Lumberjack Hands August 11, 2012
Get the ambien racing mug.The drug pharmocuetically created to allow persons of insomnia to be able to go to sleep. If you don't close your eyes and let sleep take you, you will feel a bit tingly and start hallucinating. Words on computer screens move around and change depth, similar to the breathing of shrooms but without the intense high shrooms gives. It certainly makes everything trippy.
Hey dude, just popped 30 mg of ambien. Everything's flying around me and people keep coming and going!!! -- Tales of a white male.
by Ambient Tranquility February 15, 2010
Get the Ambien mug.The state one falls into after the sleeping pills take effect, but before one is actually asleep. A person experiencing ambienesia will often seem a little loopy, and will do and say things they wouldn't do under normal circumstances. The person will have no memory of the events.
Dude, I totes said I love doing yard work in that essay I wrote last night. I think I have Ambienesia!
by Phantasmagoric November 15, 2012
Get the Ambienesia mug.-- When you take the sleeping pill Ambien, your brain becomes unbalanced, inspiring you to post racist statements on Twitter that you later regret.
“It was 2 in the morning and I was ambien tweeting, I made a mistake I wish I hadn’t but…don’t defend it please.” Roseanne Barr
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