Alpaca Him

When a dirty slut blows a guy’s dick and holds the cum in her mouth and spits it back at his face

Hey dude you hear about his tinder date? He must’ve pissed her off because she did alpaca him

by Redhammer69 October 8, 2022

Alpaca

A Somalian boy or man that has frizzy/curly hair like a alpaca

Look at that Somalian kid, he looks like a damn alpaca

by Chamena84 September 1, 2019

Alpaca Bites

Two Monroe piercings right beside each other.

Like the spider bite, but on the top lip.

"Have you ever seen anyone with Alpaca bites?" -Pat
"Yeah, those are kind of like spider bites, right?" -EhmihLee
"Yeah, just on the top lip." -Pat

by Mizkitkat November 4, 2012

alpaca punch

When someone spits in the face of a person before punching them.

Bro, you should have seen the bar fight I just witnessed. He pulled the old alpaca punch and he hit the floor!

by Madew26 October 17, 2022

Alpaca

A large, furry creature with fur good for making yarn. These spitters are not to be trifled with. Contrary to popular belief, they cannot be purchased at Hobby Lobby.

Plural of Alpaca is Alpaca.

"Did you hear what Goofer did? He went to Hobby Lobby looking to buy some Alpaca! He'll never find any Alpaca there."

by Alakritous February 19, 2017

Alpaca

Is just a lama that spits

This lama spit on me like alpaca

by Me.dudu June 14, 2022

Nasty alpaca

When you cum in your hand and put your semen in your mouth. Then proceed to spit it all over her face.

I gave Karen her first nasty alpaca ever, now she's hooked.

by Noedelkes June 16, 2019