Scorched Almond

To place a testicle into the anus. When it is pulled out it is covered in faeces.

John: Do you remember that girl Hannah?
Tom: Yeah?
John: Well I just gave her a Scorched Almond, my nut hurts but it felt so good!
Tom: *leaves*

by Flute Salad October 9, 2015

One Almond

The philosophy of Amir Blumenfeld that One Almond is the perfect amount of almonds.

Amir: What is it about one almond that's just... perfect?
Jake: Nothing. It's bad.
Amir: Don't just say "It's bad!"

by mason+ok! January 8, 2020

Tune A Loon

A sex act when someone shoves 2 loonies up your ass or vagina

Jerry: MOMMY I MISSED THE ICE CREAM TRUCK!!! Mom: it’s ok son, can I use those loonies for a Tune A Loon?

by PandaJizz42 June 20, 2023

Almondroca

A kind with a dream to be the best and most famous rapper alive.

Homie 1: yo, that kid is wack
Homie 2: nah dog... he just an almondroca

by Matias rocafort January 5, 2008

Algonquin Trout Tickler

The act of catching a river trout, than returning home to clean it. After cleaning one than wraps it in a new paper for later use. When the female returns home the male entices here to the bed room. Sex begins and eventually have the female switch to a reverse cowgirl position, while she isn't paying attention remove said trout from newspaper and begin hitting her repeatedly till she leaves... than fry trout for next days lunch...

Mike: Hello Steve
Steve: Hey Mike! Would you like to grab a beer tomorrow?
Mike: No, I can't I am fishing for trout tomorrow so I can give this new girl the "Algonquin Trout Tickler", that will end all talks of moving in together!"
Steve: Wow man, you most defiantly should have Tickled her the first time so she knew you weren't that type of man who actually lives a with a woman!!!

by ChocolateEmu September 10, 2010

Alfonzo

Alfonzo is sometimes dumb but very funny. He is one of the best friends you’ll ever have. Not a lot of people like him but the people that do are sometimes afraid of telling him in fear he will tell his other friends. You should not use him or lose him and do not lie to him. He knows when someone is lying and can sense a liar. He is very protective of his friends and girlfriend/boyfriend. If you lien him you should date him and don’t be shy.

Ryan: yo, wassup zo

Alfonzo: wassup *makes a funny joke*

Everyone around: *starts laughing hysterically*

by User4568912 October 30, 2019

Allon

An amazing guy that can make you smile just by looking in your direction. He makes you fall in love all over again every time he smiles at you. He is always kind, and sweet, and incredibly cute, in every way. Has the power of turning your incredible friendship into something magical, something that can last forever. Always keeps his promises, and waits for the right girl to come along. He has an incredible amount of patience, especially with those he truly cares about. He has an amazing relationship with his family, especially his little sister, and shows respect towards anyone he meets. An Allon does forget some things at times, but makes up for that in any way possible. Overall, Allon is someone to get to know, and someone to appreciate every moment you get.

"Best Friend: But just look at the statistics of high school relationships. Only 10% actually end up in marriage.

Allon: Well lets be in that 10%, and I told u I will never lose you. I refuse to lose you no matter what. remember that. You're never going to get rid of me. I will be by your side even if it's as your boyfriend (hopefully), you best friend, or anything u ask of me."

by ne2009na August 22, 2011