by holla March 22, 2005
Get the wayne ellington mug.A town in Ontario, Canada, about 30 minutes south-west of Barrie and an hour north of Toronto. Is full of Hondroids and 15 year old middle-class white kids that dress like they're black gangbangers from the ghetto, but would probably piss their pants and cry if a fake-ass white gangbanger from Toronto even looked at them.
It is famous for being the birthplace of Sir Fredrick Banting, the inventor of insulin, who coincidently was also the last person born in Alliston with an IQ over 80.
It is also famous for the Potato-Fest, a yearly festival to celebrate the approaching harvest of local growers marijuana crops. Also featured at the Festival is the consumption of large amounts of alcohol, which may or may not be vodka, which may or may not be made from potatoes. As far as anyone can tell this is what the festival was originally named for.
It is famous for being the birthplace of Sir Fredrick Banting, the inventor of insulin, who coincidently was also the last person born in Alliston with an IQ over 80.
It is also famous for the Potato-Fest, a yearly festival to celebrate the approaching harvest of local growers marijuana crops. Also featured at the Festival is the consumption of large amounts of alcohol, which may or may not be vodka, which may or may not be made from potatoes. As far as anyone can tell this is what the festival was originally named for.
by televox December 14, 2008
Get the Alliston mug.Small town right outside of Memphis, TN. Good schools but full of kids who will judge you if you have a freckle out of place. Close-knit community with events at the square and a rich history. Churches are packed on Sunday mornings and afterwards so is Kroger- the only thing there. Everyone basically knows everyone... and everything they do.
I would go out tonight but I'm afraid anyone from Arlington, TN will see me and personally make sure my parents find out.
by sigh. December 4, 2010
Get the Arlington, TN mug.by Johnny rocketseed December 2, 2009
Get the Joshua Mutha Effin Addington mug.A suburb outside of Boston, known for very little. Lexington, MA boasts their historical background, while all Arlington has to show is the Jason Russell House and a Kneeling Native American Statue. The town has also recently been exploited through a recently taped Made episode, as well as Dane Cook's Tourgasm. Dane Cook is from Arlington.
Arlington High School is the clever name of the town's public school system. All the sports teams from the school are known as the Spy Ponders, named after a pond in the town. Unfortunately, there is no high school debate team to carry the name "The Spy Ponderers." Supposedly there is drug problem there. There is no evidence yet that has proven aforementioned belief true. Plus, Prop 2 was passed, so deal with it.
The town itself is overwhelmingly boring, so people usually resort to having drug and alcohol parties as the only form of entertainment. People want an Anna's Taquiera to be built in Arlington, but town officials believe it will suck the quaintness out of the town like a McDonald's or a Self-Serve Gas Station, both of which are not allowed in the town. On a similar note Arlington had a gun store for a long time. It may still be there, but the mystery of the existence of the store is the town's only tourist attraction.
The town is mainly of Irish and Italian descent, explaining why the Arlington Police logs feature fantastic entries such as "a man reported that another man killed him in the back of the leg seven days earlier." However, there is a restaurant called Mr. Sushi that acts as the Japanese Embassy.
Overall, Arlington is a town filled with old people, Dunkin' Donuts, 50 pizza places, a sex offender or two, and a bunch of Irish-Italians. Your typical slice from the American pie.
Arlington High School is the clever name of the town's public school system. All the sports teams from the school are known as the Spy Ponders, named after a pond in the town. Unfortunately, there is no high school debate team to carry the name "The Spy Ponderers." Supposedly there is drug problem there. There is no evidence yet that has proven aforementioned belief true. Plus, Prop 2 was passed, so deal with it.
The town itself is overwhelmingly boring, so people usually resort to having drug and alcohol parties as the only form of entertainment. People want an Anna's Taquiera to be built in Arlington, but town officials believe it will suck the quaintness out of the town like a McDonald's or a Self-Serve Gas Station, both of which are not allowed in the town. On a similar note Arlington had a gun store for a long time. It may still be there, but the mystery of the existence of the store is the town's only tourist attraction.
The town is mainly of Irish and Italian descent, explaining why the Arlington Police logs feature fantastic entries such as "a man reported that another man killed him in the back of the leg seven days earlier." However, there is a restaurant called Mr. Sushi that acts as the Japanese Embassy.
Overall, Arlington is a town filled with old people, Dunkin' Donuts, 50 pizza places, a sex offender or two, and a bunch of Irish-Italians. Your typical slice from the American pie.
by OJs Wimp Son January 2, 2009
Get the Arlington, MA mug.The main dress for male residents in the D.C. Suburb of Arlington VA. It doesn't matter if it is a casual or formal, because this look will be used year round for all occasions. It always includes the following three items. A clearance item from Brooks Brothers bright colors polo shirt collection. A pair of khakis, either pants or shorts. Finally, you must have brown leather flip flops. This look was brought up in the YouTube video Arlington Rap. This song is an anthem for the residents of this area.
Trevor was rocking his Arlington formal wear when I saw him earlier. He must have had something important going on tonight.
by The Kegerators June 1, 2011
Get the Arlington Formal Wear mug.A male who is a good strong hearted person. Is very loyal when it comes to friends and family. Very smart and creative in his own way. The funniest person you will come across. He can turn your day from bad to better. Super talented and knows what he wants in life. Got amazing people surrounding him every step of the way. Can be very unbothered SOMETIMES.
by Calvin871 August 29, 2018
Get the alliston mug.