albert

albert is literally the fattest piece of shit you will ever see. lives in his mom's basement with an Xbox 360 and a short redhead like a little bitch. He sits around eating Cheetos and diet coke while yelling into his 3$ earbuds at the enemy. calling them nerds and n****rs and other slurs.

Dude that Albert kid smells so bad!

by Beanos_ September 24, 2019

Albert

1. Annoying and whining female.

2. Female Dog
3.An exceedingly whipped guy who does/wears/thinks/says whatever his girlfriend tells him to.
4.spineless cretin

Basically a Bitch!

Dude 1: yo , we're going bar hopping wanna come?

Dude2 : hold on let me check with my girl.

Dude1: man stop being such a Lil Albert and let's go!

by Kryptonssavior May 24, 2016

Albert

Big gay homosexual who likes sucking dick

Eugene: Have you heard that Albert loves sucking dick?
Vincent: I know right he's such a faggot

by .Wonton Fighter. November 11, 2018

Albert

A fucking idiot who doesn’t know how to behave in public.
Spastic kid who can’t stop running and jumping trying to act cool. Russian word to describe his behavior is “Durachok”, which albertiruet 24/7.

“Hey look and that spastic kid”
Oh I think that’s Albert

by nigga boiiiii April 20, 2019

Albert

Another word for "brain" or "head"(oral sex)

"We was chillen than she gave a nigga albert"

by ArgentMane July 20, 2017

Albert

Albert aka Tønna, Lil Tønna, Launchpad

Whos there rolling down the stairs? Oh, its just Albert.

by xX_69_Tomat0_l0veR_69_Xx April 19, 2018

Albert

this is someone that is extremely innocent and cute when you just met him. He meant every single word he said and he let you know that you were special to him. He made a lot of sweet promises that he never thought about actually doing them which broke my heart. He could make me the happiest girl ever. This is someone that will make you cry over and over again for the same reason and this is someone that his feelings will change overnight. this is someone that i miss and i can't get over. We've had great times and this is the first person that i truly loved and got butterflies in my stomach for. i miss the old him and he has changed and my hands are tied. he

Albert:I wanna sit next y to her
Albert: we should order food together
Albert:i'm buying you a teddy bear for valentines day
Albert: ...

by ilovedyouuuuuuuxx June 14, 2018