Alabama Hammock

When you're fucking a chick on a hammock, I mean balls deep, and you get your balls pinched in the hammock. You gotta finish.

So there I was, fucking this chick on the hammock and my balls got pinched. I did what anyone would have done I finished. I can't believe I pulled off an Alabama hammock!

by Iceman18 July 11, 2019

Alabama toe salad

Alabama toe salad is when you ejaculate in someone’s salad and then you mix it with their toes

Yo Tyrone im going to give your mom a Alabama toe salad

by Holy crusader January 3, 2021

Alabama Santa

When an uncle or other relative gets drunk on Southern Comfort, dresses up like Santa and proceeds to punch the clown until he empties his sack all over a tree he dragged into the trailer. This has been known to take place any time of year.

Skeeter: Dang son, uncle Cletus done put on his uniform again. Is it July 4th already?

Mudd: Naw peckerhead it's October. Grab the camcorder Skeet we bout ta witness us an Alabama Santa. Ima post it on my facebook. It'll be a real online hootenanny.

Skeeter: Be careful man I got done banned for posting up me and my cousin Trixie doin a Minnesota Manicure on aunt Ginnys timeline.

by geederd December 12, 2021

Alabama Virgin

A girl who can outrun her brothers.

if they cant catch her she will stay a alabama virgin

by Gator_HD December 9, 2008

Alaa

Alaa can be an arabic boy name that usually reefers to highness

You're alaa (highness)

by Indominus February 25, 2017

Alabama

A metaphor for "The entire state is one big family"

Donovan Gardensnipper: Yo, like, Alabama.
Flavington Cornjacker: Oof.

by Pursuer of Memes via Insanity August 16, 2019

Alabama Nigger

A nigger that can't eat where the white folks eat and can't sit at the front of the bus.

White guy: Look at that Alabama nigger.

Nigger:Fuck you say nigga?

by Fuckerindapussy4 April 20, 2017