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Alabama Hot Pocket 2

The sequel to the ever popular Alabama hot pocket!!!!!!
Even better than the first one.
To begin this dangerous maneuver begin as you ususally would, however this hot pocket has extra filling! FILLING!!! because its the girls time of the month. If you have crabs just think of it as seafood filling. gonorrhea may result in extra cheese, and for that extra crunchy texture leave your shat log in the sun for an hour.
Mike: Hey Michelle you wanna alabama hot pocket?
Michelle: nah that "shit" is old news...
Mike: What about the sequel?
Michelle: Sequel?
Mike: Yeah the alabama hot pocket 2
Michelle: OH BOY!!!!!!SHAT IN ME!!!!!!!!!
by Element547 June 12, 2008
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Fleshlight Alabama Hot Pocket

Just as the name suggests. This masturbatory act consists of performing an Alabama Hot Pocket on a fleshlight. Often done because no one wants to be on the receiving end of an Alabama Hot Pocket.
Dear diary, I didn't want to give my bird a UTI so I snuck into the bathroom while the family was watching a movie and proceeded to have a Fleshlight Alabama Hot Pocket
by Just Another Retarded Anon October 24, 2016
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Alabama hot pocket

"I fell asleep eating an Alabama hot pocket" they dare me to search this up bung them
by Sussy bussy sinhala sus May 16, 2023
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Alabama Hot Pocket

When you poop in her vagina and slosh it all up with your dick
by lolkiller21 February 8, 2021
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Alabama hot pocket

When a male defecates into a females pussy and then proceeds with fucking her.
by Youssif Ghazi July 15, 2019
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Alabama hot pocket

Baby open them meat curtains so you can receive your Alabama hot Pocket!
by Twistin' puddle October 16, 2019
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Alabama hot pocket

a move where one spreads open the vagina and the other shits in the open vagina.
Guy:" Ayo bro me and my girl did a Alabama hot pocket las night"
Guy2: "Damn fr dogg?"
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