run down the aisle

to marry in haste.

Do not run down the aisle. Think coolly before stepping into the nuptials.

by uttam maharjan February 18, 2013

asleep in the bread aisle

Asher Roth's new album is titled "Asleep in the Bread Aisle." While I agree with the above definition, I also feel it has to do with race. Since most bread, and bread in general is traditionally thought of as white, it could be a reference to race and rap. Since Eminem there has been a never ending emergence of "white rappers," and it could be said Asher has simply been "asleep" in the bread aisle (admist all the other white rappers waiting for his moment.) Asleep could either mean hiding there while he developed into his own or waiting there strategically waiting for the right time to strike his demographic while mocking the attempts of other white rappers trying to glorify their Eminem like struggles through poverty knowing the American population would never embrace another as they have Marshall Mathers, so he was sort of there mocking their attempts knowing his formula for success would be to embrace his white subrubarn no gangs and no guns upbringing.

Asher Roth has been asleep in the bread aisle this whole time.

by Shady1511 April 30, 2009

Aisle 69

An aisle in a store/supermarket which contains only or predominately tampons, condoms, and/or sexual pleasure items.

Customer: "I need some condoms where are they kept?"
Employee: "Over on Aisle 69 right by the Pharmacy"

by JapanTobi March 30, 2015

Aisle of Shame

A humorous reference to the center aisle of Aldi grocery store, which features merchandise which changes from week to week.

Went to Aldi for a loaf of bread, bought a 4-man tent and a trumpet from the Aisle of Shame.

by Bituul Zman February 8, 2020

Aisle Hitler

The person who scolds others for going the wrong direction in store aisles.

The old lady snapped "Stop! You're going the wrong way. This is a one way aisle!" I replied "Aisle Hitler".

by Bo Jun May 31, 2020

Aisle seat

The worst seat in the cinema reserved for the lanky or infirm

Dave booked us aisle seats again

by Frank N Stein October 29, 2020

Clean-Aisle-Penile

The code phrase for janitors to clean up what's left of a gang-bang that took place in a store's bathroom. Too horrendous for even Dirty Jobs to feature on their show, make sure to evacuate the store immediately if this god-forsaken phrase is blasted over the store intercom.

"Attention all employees, we have a code Clean-Aisle-Penile located in the head."

by Zavala's Vanguard Asshole March 12, 2020